Terrorist jokes
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
When you're a terrorist and you have a stutter.
A a a a a a a a ala ala ala ala ala alaog alaogbar.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What did the soldier say when he sees a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
I hate when people make jokes about the Twin Towers.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
The only profession where one could have coronavirus and still go to work is a suicide terrorist.
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Who are the best at bowling?
Terrorists, they always throw strikes.
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!