Terrorist

Terrorist jokes

Tower

  • What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?

    "Did I leave the stove on?"

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    Dad

  • Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.

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  • Feminist

  • Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.

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    Intercom

  • The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."

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  • Feminism

  • What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.

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    Streak

  • When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:

    "Twin Towers" is on fire🔥

    "Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.

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  • Mate

  • It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.

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    Bar

  • Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"

    The terrorists both say, "A beer."

    The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"

    One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"

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    9/11

  • "Knock Knock"

    "Who's there?"

    "9/11"

    "9/11 Who?"

    "I thought you'd never forget..."

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