Terrorist jokes
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
Funny thing happened today, my dad came home from work which is weird cause he’s a suicide bomber.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
What did Allah say when he created the universe?
-Allahu akbar!!!
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
The terrorists said over the intercom, "We're coming up to our destination, so we can't go over it, we can't go under, we have to go through it."
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
What time do terrorists arrive in New York City?
9:11 AM
It's horrible to make jokes about 9/11, but it's not funny when I found out my mate's mum jumped from the 21st floor.
Two terrorists walk into a bar, and the bartender says, "What can I get you?"
The terrorists both say, "A beer."
The bartender overhears them talking about how they will kill 300 people and a donkey. The bartender says, "Why a donkey?"
One terrorist says, "See, I told you no one would care about the people!"
I wish they taught 9/11 at school.
It would make these jokes more explosive. 🧨
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested?
Because his TikTok blew up...
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
What do you call a swimming terrorist? A bath bomb.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.