What does Osama bin Laden have in common with Spongebob?
Both can be found at the bottom of the sea, filled full of holes.
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets
Osama Bin Laden is his name Crashing planes is his game
What do you call a tall terrorist? Labomb James
Why did the influencer terrorist get arrested? Because his tick tock blew up...
bin laden promised 76 virgins to al-queda
instead there was one 76 year year old virgin
What do you call a swimming terrorist, a bathbomb
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower? “Did I leave the stove on?”
9/11 wasn’t a terrorist attack, it was the world’s introduction to Sky Football
What is the similarities of a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?They both came from behind and crushed them.
Whats a terroists favourite car? a porsche 9/11
what do you call a suicide bomber under the water?
a bath bomb
The twin towers shouldve known they were gonna get hit when there mom said here comes the airplane!
What was the first thing that went through the 9/11 victims heads?
Their Ankles
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorist have in common? “Here comes the airplane!”
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed? Dial-ISIS
What did Allah say when he created the universe ? -Allahu akbar !!!!
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair? A TANK
Why was the twin towers mad? It ordered pepperoni pizza but only got plane
