9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
What do you call a low budget terrorist attack?
7/11
The reason they attacked the towers is because the terrorists thought the towers were giant middle fingers pointed at them. What silly saudis!
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Are you the Twin Towers? Because you made my heart explode.
Did you hear about the terrorist comedian?
He was actually quite funny...
He just blew the delivery.
(I'll show myself out).
What day is international terrorist day?
September 11th, 2001.
Why is 10 so scared? Cause it was in the middle of 9/11.
What were the terrorist of 9/11 thinking?
We can’t go over it, we can’t go under it, we'll have to go through it.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair?
RC-XD incoming.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
What do you call a swimming terrorist?
A bath bomb.
I would make a joke about 9/11, but it has a tendency to crash and burn.
Imagine working at the World Trade Center, only for Osama bin Laden to call and ask if he could crash at your place.
Osama's aim was horrible. One of his angry birds missed and hit a field in Pennsylvania.
The British equivalent to 9/11 would be a big red bus crashing into Big Ben.
