Terrorist jokes
Why is 10 scared of 11 and 9? Because he's in the middle of 9/11.
What did the terrorist say to the 72 virgins?
"Just so you know, 5 inches is REALLY big!"
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
Why did the terrorist not get paid, but they loved their job?
They di2s drying plans.
What happened to the terrorist who tried to blow up a bus?
He burnt himself on the exhaust pipe.
Urban areas are filled with terrorists, feminists, liberals, and murderers. Which one is not like the others? Murderers because they don't pretend to have a cause.
In a Kahoot, and you're the Twin Tower terrorist: terrorist kill streak 2,996.
Why is America so bad at Clash Royale? Because they lost 2 towers.
Have any of you guys heard the classic airplane jokes? Here's a good example...
A farmer, a doctor, and a terrorist are on a plane. An engine fails, and they are going to crash, so the pilot asks everyone to throw out some items. The farmer threw out his apple harvest, the doctor threw out medical supplies, and the terrorist, (not needing a bomb apparently) threw out his briefcase of bombs. They still crashed, and they started walking to the nearest town. They passed a boy who was running. "Why are you running?"
"My dad got hit by a shiny red object and now he's bleeding!"
They three of them decide it's best to keep quiet, and continue. They then passed a crying girl, who said that her brother had been killed by a scalpel from heaven. They said nothing and continued. Finally, they see a boy laughing so much he is in tears. They ask him, "What's so funny?"
"Grandma farted and the house blew up!"
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
Osama bin Laden back from the dead!!! 💣💣💣💥💥💥🔥🔥🔥🌇
What does a terrorist do when they see a twin?
They fly a plane at them.
How do you stop a terrorist from drowning?
Take your foot off his head.
What did the terrorist think to himself seconds before hitting the tower?
"Did I leave the stove on?"
Where do terrorists go when they die?
Answer: Everywhere.
You heard of the Pixar movie "Up," but have you heard of "Down, Down," the 9/11 terrorist attack?
When you name yourself Twin Towers and Terrorist in Kahoot:
"Twin Towers" is on fire🔥
"Terrorist" is on a streak of 2.
Who crashed the plane?
1. Abu Faram? - terrorist
2. The little kid Joseph?
3. The passed out pilot?
Or Jamal?
What does the mom (or terrorists, fuck that) say for the (twin) towers to eat?
Open wide, here comes the plane!
What is the difference between the Twin Towers and feminism? The Twin Towers were destroyed by terrorists, while feminism was created by terrorists.