Family Feud

Family Feud jokes

Orphan

Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.

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  • Orphan

    An orphan went on a game show.

    The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."

    Orphan

    Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?

    The show was called "Family Feud."

    Wordplay

    Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡

    Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐

    Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬

    Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱

    Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*

    Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤

    Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨

    Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠

    Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤

    Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮

    Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫

    Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕