Family Feud jokes
Why can't an orphan play Family Feud? Because it has to have a family.
What is an orphan's least favorite TV show?
Family Feud.
What show does an orphan hate? Family Feud.
So sad that orphans can't watch Family Feud. 😔
An orphan went on a game show.
The host looked at him and said, "You can't play, this is Family Feud."
Family feud after finding out about Alabama.
I saw some terrorists on Family Feud. It looked like they had three strikes!
Orphans don't like "Family Feud."
Why wasn’t the orphan allowed on the game show?
The show was called "Family Feud."
Conservatives when they hear about “liberal arts:” 👊😡
Liberals when they find out about forest conservation: 😩👐
Progressives when they see a reaction video: 🤬
Reactionaries when a Progressive ad comes on (Flo is annoying): 😱
Anticoms realizing they are a part of a “community:” *seizure*
Anticaps when they have to Capitalize Their Words: 😤
Anti-monarchists when they pass a Burger King: 🫨
Antisocs when they are told to “socialize:” 🫠
Corporatists when they see a corpse: 🤤
Antifash when they spot a fashion show: 🤮
Classical liberals when the TV shows Family Feud: 😑🔫
Extremists when they are told to shoot “dead center” (they have bad aim): 😠🖕
They'll never do reverse cowgirl because you never turn your back on family.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
It's sad how families can be torn apart from something as simple as wild dogs.
I hate family reunions.
I see too many of my ex's there.
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."