People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
Terrorism Jokes
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Bomb.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD.
What did the Indians say to the Arabs? "We are going to make 10/12!"
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11.
What is the worst thing about your birthday being on September 11?
Party crashers.
