Terrorism jokes
I guess making 9/11 jokes at the airport is better than shouting "He's got a gun!" at the airport.
Stop with the 9/11 jokes, people. They're just not gonna fly.
I'd make a 9/11 joke, but they always crash and burn.
Why did the terrorist masturbate and smoke weed on the plane?
He was told to high-jack it.
This joke's about flowers, the blue one's a violet.
Your mom's the Twin Towers and I am the pilot!
My mother-in-law would have been on one of the planes that crashed on 9/11.
Had I known in advance, I would have bought her the ticket.
Two terrorists walk into a bar.
The bartender asks what they are talking about. Terrorist 1 says, "We are going to kill 14k people and a donkey."
The Bartender asks, "Why a donkey?"
Then Terrorist 2 says, "See, I told you no one would care about the 14k people."
ISIS is the mark of the beast.
What is the difference between an Isis training camp and a school?
Not sure, I just fly the drone.
If the UK is 6 hours ahead of us, why didn't they just warn us about 9/11?
After 6 months of lockdown,
I was thinking a bit about Bin Laden. He stayed at home with 3 wives for 5 years. I'm beginning to suspect he called the Navy Seals himself.
People say that Pakistan is a terrorist nation...
Guys, it's not true, even Osama bin Laden lived there peacefully for 6 years.
As the Navy SEALs burst into Osama Bin Laden's room in his Pakistani compound, his last dying words forever rang in the ears of the SEALs...
"It was just a prank bro."
Osama bin Laden rated America.
He gave us a 9/11.
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
What's the difference between a school in Pakistan and an Al Qaeda base?
Not too sure. I just fly the drone.
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.