Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair
RCXD
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43?
Floor 44.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
Why were the Twin Towers destroyed?
Because they ordered pepperoni and they got plane.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
