Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair
RCXD
America get pranked lol.
Biden's penis is probably as big as the Twin Towers right now.
Oh wait...
What do you call a tall terrorist?
Osama Bin Laden.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
What did the planes say when they were smashing or passing the Twin Towers?
Smash.
(Get it?) 9/11.
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. They got plane.
What's another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
what do u think was going thru the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? floor 44
The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza, then they got plane.
What is another name for 9/11?
A forbidden game of Jenga.
What gun was used to kill Bin Laden?
An AK-BAR 47.
What's the difference in Japanese Kamikaze and 9/11?
There is none, they both go up in flames.
What's the problem with 9/11 jokes?
They are just two plane.
The Twin Towers ordered a sesame bagel. They got the plane one instead.
Hey, let’s go, we are heading for the Towers!
Wait, what?
Call 911!
Once my twin brother died from a plane crash. His last words were, "If it's a bomb, I'll give it a 9/11."
Ur mom is so fat that she has her own gravitational field. She attracts everything around her, from planets to asteroids to comets. She is the center of the solar system, and the sun is just one of her many satellites. She is so massive that she bends space and time, creating wormholes and black holes. She is the ultimate cosmic phenomenon, and no one can escape her pull.
Ur mom is so old that she witnessed the Big Bang. She was there when the universe was born, and she has seen it all. She knows the secrets of the cosmos, and she has lived through every epoch and era. She has watched stars form and die, galaxies collide and merge, and civilizations rise and fall. She is the oldest living being in existence, and she has more wisdom than anyone can imagine.
Ur mom is so ugly that she scares away aliens. She is the reason why we have never made contact with extraterrestrial life. They have seen her face and they have fled in terror. They have warned their fellow species to avoid Earth at all costs, because it is inhabited by a monstrous creature that defies all logic and beauty. She is the ultimate deterrent for invasion, and she has saved humanity from countless alien invasions.
