What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What does an Al Qaeda terrorist and a flexible man have in common?
They can blow themselves up.
What do parents feeding their kids and terrorists have in common?
“Here comes the airplane!”
What is a group of singing terrorists called? A Taliband.
What happens when you find a bomb at your local bazaar?
It becomes a flee market.
Are suicide bombers taught properly how to fly, or...
Are they just given a quick crash course?
Where do terrorists go for a drink?
At the Allahu-ak Bar.
What did the terrorist do when his kidneys failed?
Dial-ISIS!
When I was in middle school, I was kidnapped by a terrorist organization.
Al-gebra.
I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Read the name.
Joke: It felt good going through those Twin Towers!
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.