Terrorism jokes
There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.
What do planes and offices have in common?
They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
My dad died on 9/11. He was a great pilot.
I feel bad for the guy in 9/11 who ordered a salami pizza. Instead, he just got a plane.
What do maths and 9/11 have in common?
They both prove two parallel lines can be intercepted by a plane.
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims. They went through 67 stories in 0.67 milliseconds.
Why is 10 afraid?
Because it’s in the middle of 9/11.
Why was Saudi Arabia sad during 9/11?
Because there were no more planes.
How do you tell an Indian person from a Muslim?
Are you 7/11 or 9/11?
I have a friend who's a suicide bomber. He's a blast at parties.
Just do it.
On September 11, 2001, I was in geometry class.
On that day, we learned you can remove one side of a pentagon by intersecting it with a plane.
You know how 6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9?
Well, how do you think 10 feels being in the middle of 9 11?
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
What's Osama bin Laden's favorite football team? New York Jets!!!
What did Spiderman say on September 11th, 2001?
"Look out, Here comes the Spiderman!"
What did the North Tower say to the South Tower? I can’t talk right now, I gotta catch a plane.
ISIS recently brought out their own shampoo: HEAD AND SOLDIERS.
What makes an ISIS joke funny?
The execution.