I stopped a terrorist from killing 100 people on a plane using self-control.
When you call the Middle Eastern suicide hotline, they ask you if you can fly a plane.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni but instead they got... Plane.
Why am I in jail?
All I did was cause 9/11.
What happened when two invisible giants knocked over their blocks?
9/11.
Osama be like: "Fuck boys, runway is full, better use this tower!"
how do taliban parents feed their babys?
"here comes the plane.. weeee, BOOM 💥"
Why is September 11th the best birthday?
Everyone remembers it! :)
All terrorists like starting a new year off with a bang.
Which tower is better at playing catch? The south tower, obviously. It caught 2!
POV: You are a passenger on September 11th, 2001, and you see the pilots wearing a Muslim turban.
Pilot: This is my last flight, everyone.
Passengers: *Clap*
Pilot: I became a pilot for one reason: To conquer my greatest fear.
Flight Attendant: And what is that?
Pilot: Dying alone. *speeds up towards Twin Towers*
Also the Pilot: Now who is ready to play some Jen---
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
I don't know, but the Twin Towers do.
My dad died in 9/11. He was a great pilot.
Bin Laden's relatives died in a plane crash on 8/1! #justice
9/11 isn't something we should joke about. Some people can remember where they were when they found out. I'll never forget where I was when I found out.
It was 9:37, September 10th, 2001. I was in a cave in Iraq when my friend Mohammad told me.
Proof that 9/11 isn't a government plot.
It worked.
It was just a big hunter killer drone.
"Osama bin Laden playing MW2 Air Strike inbound."
What did the plane say to the tower?
"Give me a kiss."
