Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
Bomb.
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD
My phone is just like the Twin Towers; they got put in airplane mode.
I rate the atmosphere of Israel a 10/7; real good stuff there, looks like an actual movie!
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
Osama Bin Laden thrown in ocean!
People who helped with the Twin Towers destruction: ...