Osama Bin Laden was trying to give me relationship advice.
Probably wasn't the best time to say "OK Boomer."
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
I got kicked out of flight school, so I decided to learn from the experienced pilots (Isis).
Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school.
“Dad, I got an F in Geography class!”
“Why is that?”
“The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building.’”
Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
Jokes about ISIS are all about the execution.
bomb
What do you call a suicide bomber in a wheelchair?
An RC-XD
Osama bin laden hit the towers because he couldnt fly straight
Q. What do they call an ISIS terrorist who owns both a camel and a goat?
A. Bisexual.
Q. How does an ISIS terrorist practice safe sex?
A. He marks the camels that kick.
10/7 is probably a spinoff of 9/11.
You can't convince me otherwise.
My father was a great pilot. He died on 9/11
What was the weather forecast when the planes hit the World Trade Center? Partly cloudy with scattered passengers!
A suicide bombers biggest fear is not exploding.
Why did the towers fall? Because someone in Call of Duty hijacked the planes and crashed them into it.
What's a terrorist's favorite car? A Porsche 9/11.
What do you call a terrorist in a wheelchair
RCXD
What do you call a tall terrorist? Osama Bin Laden.
Why did Al Qaeda fail geometry?
'Cause they ruined the Pentagon.
How did the Indian suicide bomber blow himself up?
He pressed the red button.
