Terrorism jokes

How do terrorists feed their children?

"Here comes the aeroplane!"

"And here comes the second one!"

What was the last thing to go through the minds of 9/11 jumpers?

Their ankles.

Yo, stop making 9/11 jokes. My grandpa was a pilot.

Did you know there was food on the plane that caused 9/11?

It was the bomb.

What did an Arab say to feed his kid?

'Here comes the airplane, and here comes the second airplane!'

How do terrorists feed their babies?

Here comes the airplane...

HERE COMES THE SECOND ONE 👹

Why is 10 always scared? Because he was in the middle of 9 and 11.

Q. What's a 9/11 survivor's least favorite bagel? A. Plain.

What did the World Trade Center order from Domino's Pizza?

They ordered two large planes.

The Towers wanted pepperoni pizza, but they got planned.

I was confused when they asked me, "Do you know how to fly a plane?" Then, when I said, "No," they said, "Perfect!"

What’s a 9/11 victim’s least favorite song?

Drowning Pool - Bodies.

Ahmed is a bomber for the Twin Towers.

Ahmed is "bombuni guisisni" and Marcus is "bombardilo crocodilo" because Ahmed was late to the plane party and Marcus was first.

Why is Ahmed gay? Because he created 9/11. Hahahahahahahhahahahahaa

Why was 10 scared? Because it was scared of 9/11. And why did I have to take a fall? I have nothing to do with the big II.

Why can’t the USA play chess?

Because they lost their two towers.

There are a lot of things that explode... like cars, boats, the Twin Towers.

What do planes and offices have in common?

They both tend to cross paths at the wake of disaster.

All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.