Terrorism jokes
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.
C'mon guys, 9/11 jokes are just plane wrong.
I don't like it when people make 9/11 jokes. My dad was in it.
He was the best damn pilot in Saudi Arabia.
I don't like it when people make jokes about 9/11, because we lost 19 great patriots that day.
The person next to me on my flight was shocked when they found out I was Arabian. I lagged so hard my gerber almost fell out of my pocket.
What is Al-Qaeda's favorite football team? The New York Jets.
A child was walking through the forest when a wolf jumped in front of him. The child saw that the wolf had no leg. He then became a terrorist and caused 9/11.
What's the difference between an ISIS militant base and a Pakistani children's school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Q: You want to know why I don’t make jokes about 9/11?
A: They tend to crash and burn.
Osama Spin Laden, dropping beats like the twin towers.
9/11 jokes aren’t funny.
They always crash and burn.
Q: How do you make a 9/11 cocktail?
A: Light two Manhattans on fire and then knock them over.
Random guy: Come on, Bin Laden, time is ticking. Get it, ticking. OK, I'll leave.