Terrorism jokes

What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?

Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).

What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.

Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!

9/11.

What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.

What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?

You stop milking a cow after 15 years.

What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?

A Double Manhattan.