Terrorism jokes
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
Science flew us to the moon.
Religion flew us into two skyscrapers.
Sans: I like eating ketchup, don't believe me? It's ASRIEL as it gets!
UT Sans to UT pap: You FORGHETTIE the spaghetti!!!
Ink sans: umm lust? That's INKAPPROPRIATE!
Fell sans: I hate these double standards...if you burn a body at a crematorium you're doing "a good job," do it at home and your "destroying evidence."
Error sans: Every time you make a typo, the errorists win.
My uncle died on nine eleven... he was the best pilot in Iraq.
I'll always remember my Dad's last words before he died on 9/11...
Allahu Akbar!
Bin Laden promised 76 virgins to Al-Qaeda.
Instead, there was one 76-year-old virgin.