Terrorism jokes
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.