Terrorism jokes
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.