Terrorism jokes
911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.
This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.
What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?
Puberty waits for the blow up.
What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!
How many fingers am I holding up?
Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.
Roses are red. He shows no remorse.
Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.
"Knock Knock"
"Who's there?"
"9/11"
"9/11 Who?"
"I thought you'd never forget..."
My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.
where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!
I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!
I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8
What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?
Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.
(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.
Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?
They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.
Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!
Bully: Ur Gay.
Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.
Bully: *runs away and hears crash*
I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.