Terrorism jokes
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.
The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
How [does] a disabled kid face [the] Jalalas?
He can't run, just hug the bomb.
I was going to tell a 9/11 joke, but it was really plane.
Every joke I make about 9/11 just has a tendency to crash and burn.
I hate 9/11 jokes... They always crash and burn, like, dude, it's not funny?
Why is the USA so bad at chess?
Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call sex in the World Trade Center?
An inside job.
So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.
So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”
The principal's office smells nice.
Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.
There is a feminist group in my town.
It is called Gal-Qaeda.
(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)
Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!
It was eloHssA OllEH!!
A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.