A guy walks into a mosque... then blows up.
Terrorism Jokes
What died on 9/11?
2,996 people.
The twin towers are like genders, there used to be two of them.
What was the last thing to run through Osama bin Laden's mind? Probably a bullet.
What is the difference between an ISIS training camp and a school?
Don't ask me, I just fly the drone.
I saw an ISIS video and I got the theme stuck in my head. I was humming it the next day at work when my Arab co-worker said, "soon, my brother."
Q: How come in airports, they park the planes outside?
A: They don't belong in buildings.
Who are the fastest readers in the world? The 9/11 terrorists went through like 78 stories in 7 seconds.
9/11.
What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
9/11.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
