Terrorism jokes
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
It’s all fun and games at “take your kid to work day” until you realize your dad is a suicide bomber.
What are the wedding vows of a suicide bomber?
Til death do we park.
Sorry man... I kinda messed those things up.
Hello people, my name is Osama.
I'm back from the dead and I want to blow you.
What did the pilots say before crashing into the Twin Towers?
"We can't go over it, we can't go under it, we go through it!"
When I called the suicide hotline in Afghanistan, they got all excited and asked if I could drive a truck.
Guys, we shouldn't make jokes about 9/11. My dad was a victim.
He was the best pilot in Arab.
"Hello, this is your captain speaking. We are flying at a level of 89 feet. If you look out of your window on the left, you will see the World Trade Center."
What do you call a terrorist in a kids' swimming pool?
A bath bomb.
Lol. It was just a prank, bro.
Americans don't like playing chess with Muslims; last time they did play, they ended up losing two towers.
So there's a little girl playing hopscotch at the front of her house while her mother hangs up the washing and her father mows the lawn. She says, "Step on a crack and you break your mother's back." The father laughs, until his daughter steps on a crack resulting in her mother's back breaking.
The little girl's father looks in terror, she then says, "Step on a line and you break your father's spine." The father closes his eyes waiting for his spine to break, but nothing happens. When he opens his eyes again he sees that he is ok, and nothing has happened to him. Suddenly he hears someone yell out "OW MY SPINE!" The father runs around the corner to see the mailman laying on the floor.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
They lost 2 towers.
Wanna know why not to joke about 9/11? They usually crash the party.
America has white people that are terrorists and racists. They love to blame people from different countries for what they have done.
White person: "We are not terrorists. Why would [we] ever do that in our history?"
The rest of the people: *looks at them stupid* "Y'all were the first motherfuckers to be a terrorist first and then wanting to blame others for your action."
1 person: "You still carrying that confederate flag. It means hatred and [you're] still trying to fight to bring back slaves again. Y'all say it's heritage and not hate, but [you're] clearly still a fucking loser, and your flag has an X [on it, which] means wrong. So... Still a loser. People can't be racist to a racist. It just doesn't make sense. I'm not saying all white people are racist, but I am talking about the ones who voted for Trump and be blind as hell. FUCK DONALD TRUMP AND THE RACIST PEOPLE!"
How are the Twin Towers and genders similar? There used to be two, but now it's a sensitive subject.
I crashed into those motherfuckers! 😂😂😂
"I hate when people make 9/11 jokes because my grandfather died during the Twin Tower attacks. He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia."
what do you call a terrorist attack in india?
a wednesday.