Terrorism jokes
9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.
I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.
I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"
He gave me a book.
It was the Quran.
I said, "What the hell is that?"
He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."
I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.
I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.
"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?
This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.
But, it's like a plane pizza.
Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.
Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.
I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.