Terrorism jokes

So I was doing a project in my class and my teacher asked me to give an example of allusion, which is referencing something else with a word.

So I answered, “Jane 9/11ed her little sister's Jenga kit!”

The principal's office smells nice.

Where do suicide bombers go?... Everywhere.

There is a feminist group in my town.

It is called Gal-Qaeda.

(I actually got this from The Simpsons, so credit to the show.)

Secret code that Bin Laden sent to Obama but couldn't decipher!

It was eloHssA OllEH!!

A suicide bomber's biggest fear is dying alone.

911 jokes are just plane wrong, my dad was a great pilot you know.

This joke probably flew over people's heads, but for some people it flew into their head.

What's the difference between a suicide bomber and puberty?

Puberty waits for the blow up.

What did the airplane say to the tower? Allahu Akbar!

How many fingers am I holding up?

Said the suicide bomber, referring to the countdown.

Roses are red. He shows no remorse.

Santa Claus Has joined the terrorist force.

"Knock Knock"

"Who's there?"

"9/11"

"9/11 Who?"

"I thought you'd never forget..."

My uncle died in the 9/11 attacks. He was the best pilot I had ever met.

where do suicide bombers go when they die? everywhere!

I don't understand the plane crash at 9/11. My dad was a great pilot!

I did 9/11 here's proof https://youtu.be/BVH73TonuG8

What's the difference to a kamikaze and bin Ladin?

Bin Ladin survived when he went into a building. I have aids.

(just a joke) My grandfather was involved in 9/11. I’ve kept his pilot medals for how good of a pilot he was.

Why were the tenants of the Twin Towers sad?

They ordered a pepperoni pizza, but they got PLANE.

Did you hear about the Boston marathon? 'Cause, well, I heard it was a blast and that it blew everyone away!

Bully: Ur Gay.

Me: I'M STRAIGHTER THAN THE LINE IN OSAMA BIN LADIN'S PLAN.

Bully: *runs away and hears crash*