What mental illness do terrorists suffer from?
Intermittent Explosive Disorder (IED).
What do terrorists do on 9/11? They have a game of Jenga.
Man, my Muslim friend's the bomb!
9/11.
What's the difference between a school and an ISIS military base? Don't ask me, I only fly the drone.
What is the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You stop milking a cow after 15 years.
What was Osama Bin Laden's favorite drink?
A Double Manhattan.
