Terrorism jokes
What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.
The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.
9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.
My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"
What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?
"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"
My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.
My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.
I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.
Q: Wanna see something funny?
A: Sure.
*bomb Florida*
My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.
What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?
They both came from behind and crushed them.
The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.
Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.
When I called the suicidal hotline in Iraq, they asked if I could drive the car.
Why can orphans never go to the shops?
'Cause the Talibans will plane dive into them.
Why were the Twin Towers mad? They ordered pizza, but all they got was plane.
What's the Twin Towers' most favorite band? Al Qaedirection.
Why did the planes crash into the Twin Towers?
Because the cleaner left the landing lights on!