I talked to a future suicide bomber. I told him, "ISIS ain't got sh** on me because I planted a bomb and lived."
Terrorism Jokes
What is Osama bin Laden's favorite football team?
The New York Jets.
Welcome back to the hide and seek world championship! Osama Bin Laden vs. Anne Frank!
What's the difference between Al Qaeda and Ms. Frizzle? One flew a plane into the Twin Towers; one flew a bus into the school.
What is the difference between Bin Laden and Santa? One stops at the top of the skyscraper.
What's tall, has a twin, and is in Manhattan?
Nothing, Bin Laden destroyed them all.
I joke about 9/11 because if I did it, it would have a tendency to crash and burn.
What's Al Qaeda's favorite football team?
New York Jets.
Suicide bombers, carry bombs and remember to breathe.
People joke about 9/11, but it's not funny. My dad died in 9/11. Best pilot in Saudi Arabia.
Kid: “What happened to Dad?”
Mom: “He flew into the Twin Towers.”
What's Bin Laden's favorite flavor of crisp? Plain.
Some people think Bin Laden is dead, but some think he's alive.
He is the Al-Qaeda Elvis.
I was talking to a close friend that was Islamic.
He said he was being shipped to an amazing training.
I asked, "Where are you going?"
He said, "Camp Bin Laden."
I asked, "What do they do there?"
He answered, "They got bomb training and hand to hand combat training. Plus they got arts and crafts."
I asked, "What do you mean by arts and crafts?"
He said, "See this towel on my head?" I nodded. "I made it out of boxer jokes."
Bin Laden was the hide and seek champion for 10 years, 2001-2011.
My great grandfather died in 9/11.
He was an amazing pilot.
I'd make 9/11 jokes, but they'd just crash and burn.
What's good about 9/11? It helped solve the world's overpopulation issue.
Who reads the fastest?
The pilot of the plane who hit one of the twin towers. He took out 83 stories in one go.
Where does Bin Laden keep his CDs?
In Iraq.
