Terrorism

Terrorism jokes

Grandpa

  • I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

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  • Pilot

  • People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

    He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

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  • Emo

  • What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

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  • Bomb

  • I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

    I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

    He gave me a book.

    It was the Quran.

    I said, "What the hell is that?"

    He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

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  • Pound

  • I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

    Plane

  • This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

    But, it's like a plane pizza.

    Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

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  • Terrorist

  • The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

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