Terrorism jokes

I thought I had the best K/D ratio in my fighter jet on Battlefield, then I heard about Mohammed Atta.

"Among Us" is a game (Skeld) where there is an imposter trying to hijack the ship and kill everyone. Does this sound similar to September 11, 2001?

This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.

What do 9-11 and a fighter have in common? They both have a one-two combo.

The terrorists lost their landing gear and had to make a crash landing into the closest building because religion.

9/11 jokes aren't funny. They are just plane wrong.

My friends were the pilots on 9/11, they told me, "Bro, chill, it's just a prank!"

What were the terrorists on 9/11 thinking?

"We can't go over it." "Can't go under it." "We have to go through it!"

My dad died in 9/11. He was a Muslim pilot.

My name is Jafar. I come from afar. There's a bomb in my car. Allahu Akbar!

When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found Steam on his computer. This means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.

My dad died in 9/11... He was the best pilot I know.

I like sucking the Twin Towers off, but then I forgot dad already finished the job.

Q: Wanna see something funny?

A: Sure.

*bomb Florida*

My uncle died on 9/11. At least he died doing what he loved, flying planes.

What are the similarities between a pedophile and a 9/11 plane?

They both came from behind and crushed them.

The pilot that hit the Pentagon must suck at sex because he missed the hole.

Normally I would tell a 9/11 joke, but it’s two plane.