Terrorism jokes

Why did the people in 9/11 not call 911? Because it would call the pilots.

Why were 9/11 victims so mad?

They ordered three pepperoni pizzas, not two planes!

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot Pakistan has ever seen, Allahu Akbar!

My dad died in the attacks. He was the best pilot for Pakistan.

Terrorist: We can go over it, we can’t go under it, let’s go through it.

The twin towers were basically Angry Birds but in real life.

The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.

YouTubers: Among Us in real life.

Bin Laden: Angry Birds in real life.

I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

We shouldn't joke about major tragedies. My dad died in 9/11, he was Saudi Arabia's best pilot.

People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

I'm at school and this website isn't blocked, and I need help on who did 9/11?

Ever heard of the game T.T.2: 9/11? That game was bomb.

I don't like making jokes about 9/11... they tend to crash and burn.

What do you call a Taliban in a bath bomb?

I visited the 9/11 memorial, that was bomb just like the towers.

9/11 was like the 4th of July. It was very bright in the skies.

I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.