Terrorism

Terrorism jokes

Grandpa

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I want to die peacefully in my sleep, like my grandpa, not screaming in terror like all the passengers on the plane he was flying.

Pilot

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People should stop making jokes about major tragedies. My dad died on 9/11...

He was the best pilot in Saudi Arabia.

Emo

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What do emos and the Twin Towers have in common? There were two, but now there are none.

Bomb

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I wanted to bomb a restaurant, so I went in there with a bomb, but the bomb got diffused and did not work.

I asked a person standing nearby. I said, "Hey, do you know how to fix this bomb so I can blow up this place?"

He gave me a book.

It was the Quran.

I said, "What the hell is that?"

He said, "This is the official manual for bomb making."

Pound

I just reached 10 million pounds in Euro Truck Simulator, but it's not even close to what Rakhmat Akilov achieved.

Plane

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This is a 2 for 1 plane combo that will never exist.

But, it's like a plane pizza.

Nothing happens, but it terrorizes me.

Twin Towers

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Two Twin Towers topple to terrorists terrorizing twenty to-be-doomed trip takers.

Food

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I'd rate the food in Afghanistan a 9/11. That shit was bomb.