Ten jokes
Why was six scared of seven? Because 7 ate 9. Why was 10 scared? Because it was between 9/11.
If I had 10 dino nuggies and Jamal tried to take one, I would have ten dino nuggies and Jamal's head.
Friend: *hits head* Others: How many fingers am I holding up? Me to friend: How suicidal am I on a scale from one to ten? Friend: Ten Me: He's fine guys.
Little Johnny is a trucker. He stops at a bar. Johnny sees a sign that says, "Hamburgers for two dollars, cheeseburger for three dollars, handjob for ten dollars." He walks up to the bartender and whispers to her, "Are you the one that gives the handjobs for ten dollars?" She replies, "Yes, that's me." Johnny says, "Well, can you wash your hands because I want a cheeseburger?"
Yo momma decided to go to KFC until she realized she had to share with her family, so she bought ten buckets and the cashier said, "Here is the receipt." Now yo momma got afraid of how much money she had to spend, despiting on how she spent more than Drake's net worth that he can even lend. She went back home seeing her family looking at her and the KFC, thinking that could be her rent, but the whole family dug into the food. By the second they see the plates empty and seeing the lazy mom steady, she ate so much she wasn't ready until she fell, which caused an earthquake, which made her go to jail, which caused her to be scary.
How many times can you subtract ten from one thousand?
One; after that you're subtracting ten from 990.
You know how 7 ate 9? Why was 10 scared? It's because he was in the middle of 9/11. 🤣
So, today is my birthday. Today, I am 13, but yesterday I am going to turn 10. But I am not even going to school to know the number ten, because one time at 10 p.m. in the morning it was so cold in my hot room, so I went outside to drive my car. But I stopped because the light turned green. I was taking a bath in the front of my car, and it didn’t have a bin, so I am taking a sh$t.
Why was 10 scared? Because of 9/11.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Ok ok ok so 7 ate 9, but why was 10 scared? Because it was in the middle of 9/11.
What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree? One dead baby nailed to ten!
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
What’s 10 + 3? = Tyler
Do you know how babies are made? The boy puts his penis in the girl's butt and goes up and down for ten minutes. Then the girl takes a pregnancy test, and if it says no, then you keep doing it until she is pregnant.
The boy will lick the girl down there, and she will put his penis in her mouth and suck it. Then he will spit on his hand and rub it on her boobs and lick/suck them.
Did you hear about the German girl being raped by 10 men? She shouted, "nein, nein," so one of them left.
Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus.
Why is he called Ben 10? Because he is ten in long.
Yo mama so fat, she got arrested for carrying ten pounds of crack.