A man found out that he was going to die. A German doctor comes in and says “you have 10 more”. The man yells out “10 WHAT!! DAYS!!!! WEEKS!!!”. And the doctor says ”No seconds” and the man says “9 SECONDS!!!” And the doctor says “Nine Ten Seconds” He asked “How many seconds do i have to live 10,9 , or..........” Then he died and learned how to say no in German....
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and not pun in-ten-did
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Top ten dog breeds 10 Dogs 9 are 8 beautiful 7 animals 6 and 5 judgement 3 is 2 cruel 1 dachshund
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When I go to bed... my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick... and beats me with it.
Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten
We got a. Number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend’s gone down, I revived him now we’re heading southbound! Now we’re in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation
ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
Fat teachers be like: I hope you're paying a ten chin.
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Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay? A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay. And I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate. But I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was," Act like your hard but your dad beat you harder."
There were ten cats in a boat and one jumped out. How many were left? None cause they are all copycats.
So my sis thinks she's so smart she said you can finish this move ten minutes later go to sleep
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