how many times can you subtract ten from one thousand
one after that your subtracting ten from 990
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers
gently throw a baby off a ten story building!
There were ten in the bed and the little one said...roll over...
if 6 is scared of because 7 8 9 why is ten scared because it is in the middle of 9 11
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills so he asks the bartender if its a jar of tips. The bartender says no, its for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, well if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month. So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog, when all is silent the man walks in and asks, so where is the fat lady with the tooth?
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick but then I realized she hasn’t talkin to me in a month ten remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth
I told you ten puns to make you laugh, and not pun in-ten-did
Top ten dog breeds 10 Dogs 9 are 8 beautiful 7 animals 6 and 5 judgement 3 is 2 cruel 1 dachshund
When I go to bed... my mother comes in ten minutes later with a brick... and beats me with it.
The 6th-grade science teacher, Mrs. Parks, asked her class, “Which human body part increases to ten times its size when stimulated?”
No one answered until little Mary stood up and said, “You should not be asking sixth-graders a question like that! I’m going to tell my parents, and they will go and tell the principal, who will then fire you!”
Mrs. Parks ignored her and asked the question again, “Which body part increases to 10 times its size when stimulated?”
Little Mary’s mouth fell open. Then she said to those around her, “Boy, is she going to get in big trouble!”
The teacher continued to ignore her and said to the class, “Anybody?”
Finally, Billy stood up, looked around nervously, and said, “The body part that increases 10 times its size when stimulated is the pupil of the eye.”
Mrs. Parks said, “Very good, Billy,” then turned to Mary and continued.
“As for you, young lady, I have three things to say: One, you have a dirty mind. Two, you didn’t read your homework. And three, one day you are going to be very, very disappointed.”
Why did Steven hawking die? He tried to get the free cracked version of windows ten
A man is talking to his doctor after undergoing a whole range of tests to try and find out what’s wrong with him.
The doctor sits him down and says, “I’m so sorry to have to tell you this. But the results are back, and I’m afraid it’s fatal.”“Oh no!” exclaims the man, “How long do I have?”
“Ten,” says the doctor.
“What, years? Months?!”
“Nine...”
Who are the fastest readers in the world?
9/11 victims – they went 89 stories in ten seconds.
whats the difference between dark humor and normal humor normal humor is ten babies and one trash can dark humor is one baby and ten trash can scroll down for explanation
ten babies in one trash can one baby in ten means that the baby was chopped up
Fat teachers be like: I hope you're paying a ten chin.
How do you get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
How do you get them out?
Doritos.
Q: Ten shepherds out in the sheep field. How do you know which one's gay? A: He's the one the sheep fuck!
(I'm gay. And I know this joke is demeaning and inappropriate. But I still think it's funny as a 2-inch penis.)
I went into a CS:Go lobby and all I heard for ten minutes straight was," Act like your hard but your dad beat you harder."
