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A man enters a bar with some friends, and they all sit down to a drink. After not too long, a man with glasses comes through the front door saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" When no one listens, he shrugs, and everyone watches him go up the stairs. Ten seconds later, he comes back in through the door, again saying "Anyone who wants to fly off the third story balcony, come upstairs with me!" Everyone is amazed, and a few people leave to go fly with him. He keeps coming back into the bar, bringing more and more patrons to join him. The man at the bar is about to join in when the bartender finally sighs. "For the last time Superman, get out of my bar, you're drunk and the only person here that can fly!" The man with glasses frowns. "Where did all the others go, then?"
In about ten days Stephen Hawkings wheelchair is going to have its first and last service
Why don't romans find algebra fun?
X is always ten. 😂😂😂 (^O^)
What kind of rape victim has a shower ten times a day?
The type that gets raped a lot
what is worse 10 babies stapled to 1 tree? 1 baby stapled to ten trees.
Me running from the principal cause I put ten woman’s rights book on the fictional section🖕🏻🖕🏻🖕🏻😂😂 haha
A guy is sitting at home when he hears a knock at the door. He opens the door and sees a snail on the porch. He picks up the snail and throws it as far as he can. Three years later there’s a knock on the door. He opens it and sees the same snail. The snail says: ‘What the hell was that all about?’
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So today is my birthday today am 13 but yesterday am going to turn 10.but am not even go to school to know the number ten becuase one time at 10 pm in the morning it was so cold in in my hot room so I want outside to drive my car to drive my car. But I stopped becuase the light turn green.i was talking a bath in the front of my car out it didn’t have bin so am taking a sh$t
What can read 105 stories in ten seconds?
New Yorkers
how many times can you subtract ten from one thousand
one after that your subtracting ten from 990
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There were ten in the bed and the little one said...roll over...
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Why did Orphans have to drink there own piss? Because last time they went to the bar they went with there dad and drank some corona then got drunk and started eating someones toenails so his dad went to go get the milk and everybody has to evacuate the bar then the Orphan started walking on his teeth and got listed for the top ten wanted animals in the world so then he felt wanted and went to go home and had nobody to go to so he found the beer bottle he drunk out of and started pissing in it so he wouldnt die and loved it so then someone saw him in the bushes pissing in a beer bottle then drinking so the person who saw him started recording and posted it on youtube and the boy became famous so now he can feel like he was wanted in life after daddy went to go get the milk then the little boy became really rich
if 6 is scared of because 7 8 9 why is ten scared because it is in the middle of 9 11
Q. What's the difference between my phone battery in an anti vax kid? A. Nothing they both die at ten
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What's the best way to get ten babies in a bowl?
A blender.
What's the best way to get them out?
A blender.
