Ten jokes
A man walks into a bar and sees a jar of ten dollar bills, so he asks the bartender if it's a jar of tips. The bartender says no, it's for a bet. So the man asks what the bet is and the bartender says, "Well, if you put ten dollars into the jar then knock out the bouncer, next you go outside and remove a rotten tooth out of the rottweiler's mouth, and last you go upstairs and give an orgasm to the fat lady who has never had one. If you can do all those things then you get everything in the jar as well as free drinks for the month." So the guy puts in ten dollars, turns to the guy next to him and knocks him out with one punch. Then the guy continues outside, all you hear for an hour is screaming and whining from the dog. When all is silent, the man walks in and asks, "So where is the fat lady with the tooth?"
My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.
Why did Ten die?
It was between 9/11.
I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.
But no pun in ten did.
Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.
Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.
A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.
I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.
How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?
Ten-tickles!
How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?
TEN-TICKLES
Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.
Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.
Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?
Doctor: Ten.
Man: Weeks? Months? Days?
Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...
There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?
(Ten, if you count in base 13!)
I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.
I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.
Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.
I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.
Now for my joke...
Why does Peter Pan always fly?
Because he never lands.
What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.
What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?
My big green pedo machine.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7 ate 9.
But then why was 10 scared? Because it was in between 9 and 11.
Would you rather have ten babies in one trash can or one baby in ten trash cans?
We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"