Ten jokes

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

My hotel tried to charge me ten dollars extra for air conditioning. That wasn’t cool.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?

Ten-tickles!

How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?

TEN-TICKLES

Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?

Doctor: Ten.

Man: Weeks? Months? Days?

Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.

I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.

Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"