Ten jokes

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list.

But no pun in ten did.

Why did Ten die?

It was between 9/11.

Going to church, you don't think you are Christian.

Sleeping with ten men, you don't think you are straight.

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will win. Sadly, no pun intended.

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win--however, no pun in ten did.

How many times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh?

Ten-tickles!

How many times do you tickle a squid before it laughs?

TEN-TICKLES

I was finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve.

Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.

I tried out some puns to make people laugh, but no pun in ten did.

Why is six scared of seven? Because 7 8 9.

Then why was 10 scared? Because he was between 9/11.

Man with cancer: How much time do I have left?

Doctor: Ten.

Man: Weeks? Months? Days?

Doctor: Nine, eight, seven...

There were 25 cows, 28 chickens. How many didn't?

(Ten, if you count in base 13!)

I'm the champion of this site. I fight with the ten rings and ten fists of the legendary Buddha.

Now for my joke...

Why does Peter Pan always fly?

Because he never lands.

What's the difference between a toaster and a ten-year-old Chinese girl? A Japanese soldier would regret sticking his d*ck into a toaster.

What has ten children crying, naked, and screaming for their parents?

My big green pedo machine.

We gave Erik ten Hag 7-Up after Liverpool thrashed Man Utd 7-0. He said, "F**k you all!"

Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.

6 was afraid of 7 because 7 8 9.

Why was 10 scared?

Because it's in the middle of 9/11!

What happens when there's ten people in one house and they all have to shit and there's one bathroom?

It's a motherfucking shitshow party!

I find it difficult to count to ten in French: un, deux, trois, quatre, cinq, six, sept.

I can't say the next one because I have a "huit" allergy.