Ten Jokes

Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?

Person B: Tentacles?

Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*

If i had 10 dyno nuggies and Jamal tried to take one i would have ten dyno nuggies and Jamal's head

did u hear about the new german microwave? it has ten seats in it

pun enters the room and kills ten people.

pun in, ten dead

Kid: Dad where are you going

Dad: To get milk

TEN YEARS LATER

Kids friend: wheres your dad

Kid: he went to get milk but never came back

Guess what? I have a baby in ten trashcans.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten

One day Nathan came in ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Nathan, what do you have to say for yourself?" Nathan says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Dave came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Dave, what do you have to say for yourself?" Dave says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then Mike came in a further ten minutes late to Mr Jones's class. Mr Jones asked him, "Mike, what do you have to say for yourself?" Mike says, "Please sir, I was on top of Cherry Hill. Then five minutes later a new girl walked in to Mr Jones's lesson. Mr Jones is at the end of his tether now and says, "Who are you and why are you late?" The new girl says, "Sir, I'm called Cherry Hill"

What's better than 10 dead babies nailed to a tree?

One dead baby nailed to ten!

Discuss the synopsis of this poem. My Friend Billy Has A Ten Foot Willy.

I submitted 10 puns to see if they'd make this list. But no pun in ten did.

Going to church, you don't think, you are Christian. Sleeping with ten men, You don't think, you are straight.

What does McDonald's and a paedophile have in common?

They both like sticking their meat in ten year olds

A man puts in ten jokes into a joke contest. He hopes that at least one will. Sadly, no pun InTenDid.

Just accidentally emailed a porn link to a co-worker... So I emailed ten other co-workers the link and called it a virus

I recently saw a pun contest in NYC. The owners said there was a maximum of 10 puns that I could submit. I wrote 10 puns and submitted all of them in hopes that at least one would win - however, no pun in ten did.

How may times do you tickle an octopus to get it to laugh Ten-tickles!

How many times do yo tickle a squid before it laughs???

TEN-TICKLES

I wa finally released from jail a year after I beat up someone on New Year’s Eve. Don’t blame me for being suspicious of an Arabian counting down from ten.