Tell jokes

Why did the doctor tell the man to go for a mountain walk?

Alps clear the mind! Haha.

Tell an orphan "your mom", but then remember he doesn't have one.

I once met a skeleton. I asked if I could tell him a joke. He agreed. I told it to him. He found it quite “humerus”.

Do you know what a reverse exorcism is?

It's when the demon tells the priest to exit the child's body.

Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive."

I was the person that flew into the Twin Towers. I have two friends that are both twins, and whenever they speak, I tell them to shut up because if they don't, I'll make myself explode in them.

Can never tell a funny 9/11 joke. They always collapse and burn.

Hey, my sister said you're Mattick, so I decided to swim with her and she threw a ball at me, so I went to my dad and she said, "Why did you tell dad?" She was crying because I’m not getting a car seat.

Why did Jesus come back from the dead? He forgot to tell you that you're gay!

She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.

Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.

How do you get an orphan's hands to bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home!

How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?

Tell him to clap until his parents come home.

TELL ME YOU'VE DONE THIS WITHOUT TELLING ME YOU'VE DONE THIS.!!! So, we all know when y'all were in school, y'all would fart, but y'all would try to make it silent, but for me, that one day I farted loud, and everyone could hear. Everyone got to blame the annoying kid.

Imagine losing your child in WW2 and your son fucking respawns, so you tell him off for not getting enough kills.

I burned an orphan's hand and then they said, "You will pay for this."

Me: "What are you going to do? Tell your parents?"

Orphan: I’m gonna tell my parents!

Me: Where are they?

Orphan: ̄\_(ツ)_/ ̄

I was gonna tell you a great pun, but it's too cheesy.

Hi, this is Chloe, and I am about to tell you about my joke.

Why did the cow cross the road? Because to get to the other side.

Why can you trust a donut? It tells the hole truth!