What is a cannibal's favorite place to go? An orphanage. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Tell Jokes
Dad: I'll pay you 10 bucks for every day you don't tell a lie.
Next day:
Dad: Son, what's the ugliest thing you've ever seen?
Son: That ugly face of yours, go get a life, gosh, Dad, you're embarrassing.
The dad sulked for 3 whole years.
Proof that words really can hurt.
Women be like don't tell me what to wear, proceeds to tell men what to wear.
Yo mama's so fat, there's not enough yo mama's so fat jokes to tell how fat she is.
Why do I tell bad jokes?
I'm a lesbian.
Guys, this has to stop. Let's tell their parents. Oh wait...
A kid tell me he was gonna f**k my mom on Fortnite! So I told him I was gonna double pump his mom until she was wet like moisty meyers.
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God, I love telling children their parents love them, but only on April Fools'. They're orphans, after all.
I tried to tell an orphan a knock-knock joke, but sadly, there was no door to knock on.
I was naughty at school and my teacher said she's going to tell my dad. I was like, "Who's that?"
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.
I'm about to tell a dwarf joke, see how short that was.
Tell world's best yo mama joke to an orphan, then watch them cry.
Why do pirates say, "Argh my Hardees?"
Because that's how you tell when they have the hards.
I went to a 90 minute prostitute once. She was a whore and a half, I tell ya!
Teacher: Tell me a moral story.
Little Johnny: Once my grandfather was in WW2. He saw everyone praising to kill him. For example, we should sneak up and kill him. We get the helicopter above and shoot him from there. My grandfather heard this, he got his gun and shot them all.
Teacher: What is the moral even?
Little Johnny: Never plan to kill my grandfather.
Yo mama's so fat that Jane Goodall couldn't tell if she was a chimpanzee or a human being.
Tell me morbid jokes in comments so I have some jokes for my friend.
What does Jeffrey tell his white teens?
You want to take it orally or through anal? Joke, I'm not asking.
Son: Mom, what's dark humor?
Mom: Do you see that man without arms over there? Tell him to clap.
Son: Mom, I’m blind.
Mom: Exactly.
