Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
The joke about the giraffe’s neck is far too long to tell.
Your secret is safe with me. I walnut tell a soul
I’d tell you a secret about peanut butter, but you might spread it.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Walnut. Walnut who? I walnut tell you. It’s a secret
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Butter. Butter who? I butter nut tell you.
So there is this button there's a 50% chance you get a million dollars there's a 50% chance that you turn into a turtle make them press the button and if they give the money you just push the orphan over take their money and run away because who they going to tell their parents.
The bell rings and Ana was about to leave but the teacher said "the bell doesn't dismiss you I do" the next day Ana was late and the teacher asked "why are you late " and Ana replied with "the bell doesn't tell me when I should arrive I do"
I can tell a joke :`)
Twinkle Twinkle there's a car Coming like a shooting star. I will stand in the way I will not be seen again Are you happy I am dead Now you made it to the end
Little Johnny beings his cat to school and then the teacher asked him why. Little Johnny says "because I heard my dad tell my mom I'm going to eat that pussy up when the kids leave".
If anyone can see Alya KUHL plss tell me! I love and miss her...
When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know your blind.
Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the twin towers. But that's just my opinion.
did you know the f in orphan stands for family...oh wait HAHA
we should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell there parents...oh continue
bro stop u guys r saying the same jokes over and over if ur gonna tell a 9/11 joke just go lagh about the great thumps
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend." The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better." "Thanks Dad," the son says. The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
because who are they gonna tell? not their parents.
We should stop
wait but who is the orphan going to tell THe boomerang
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
