When you tell the men in the suits you can see that the demons of your sins are watching you...
But they know you're blind.
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
One day I caught my sister talking to my girlfriend, and she said, "You never told me you're lesbian." I said, "No, not at all." My girlfriend asked, "Why did you not tell her?" and I said, "Because every time I bring a girl home, I hear too much noise in her room, and I never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash." She said, "Yeah, the trash is her junk."