Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents
A magic genie tells Tom,"I can make anything of yours disappear!" Tom:[raises his mug]: Okay,get rid of my tea. Genie:poof! om:it didn't work.
Sex is like show and tell, you show your pussy and dick and then you tell each other how you feel
rape: the only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldnt do anything even if they could run or say something, then after are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Last year, got kicked out of the Hospital for telling covid patients to stay positive
What do you call a orphan taking a selfie A family portrait........ You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents
Wait..........
why lucas so weird? idk u tell me
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? sSorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet
Man: okay tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings. Me: okay so an Asian...
one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive"
If you have a bad day go tell an orphan to find his parents. he will be searching all day
Why can orphans give all you people posting all these stupid orphan jokes over and over again a good kick in the face?
Well what are you gonna do tell their parents?
ps. Stop posting stupid orphan jokes over and over again.
Teacher: whats 55 flowers plus 67 flowers? Kid: a garden? Teacher: did I tell you that you're adopted?
Why is it ok to hit an orphan? It’s not like they can tell their parents.
Hey guys! Ello here with a update! I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to downtown disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that, then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay til midniht, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
I was born and raised in Newcastle. My grandfather used to tell me stories about Penaldo, a goblin from Portugal that travels to England when Newcastle is playing. He scores a tapin and then disappears until the next Newcastle game I still have nightmares that he’s in our stadium
Recently I visited a restaurant in Crotone. When I was done eating, I told the waitress I was “Penaldo” with my food. She instantly knew that I was finished with my food.
My mom tells me and my sister to stop fighting mom! you and dad need to stop!
Q: how can you tell if a western is gay A: All the good guys are hung
