Why can you slap an orphan?
Are they going to tell mommy?
Did I ever tell you my father should have been on the plane that crashed into the Twin Towers?
But that's just my opinion.
Did you know the F in orphan stands for family... Oh wait, haha.
We should stop making jokes about orphans before they tell their parents... Oh, continue.
Bro, stop. You guys are saying the same jokes over and over. If you're gonna tell a 9/11 joke, just go laugh about the Great Thumps.
A son tells his father, "I have an imaginary girlfriend."
The father sighs and says, "You know, you could do better."
"Thanks Dad," the son says.
The father shakes his head and goes, "I was talking to your girlfriend."
You know why pedophiles get away with molesting children?
Because who are they gonna tell? Not their parents.
We should stop.
Wait, but who is the orphan going to tell?
The boomerang!
you have to tell this to a friend- There are 30 cows in a field 20 ate(28) chickens how many didn't? A: 10
Bad joke: Why is it easy to bully orphans, Because what are they going to do, tell there parents
A magic genie tells Tom, "I can make anything of yours disappear!"
Tom raises his mug and says, "Okay, get rid of my tea."
Genie: Poof!
Tom: It didn't work.
Sex is like show and tell: you show your pussy and dick, and then you tell each other how you feel.
rape: the only crime where you have to tell the victim they couldnt do anything even if they could run or say something, then after are told rapists stop them doing something about it.
Last year, got kicked out of the Hospital for telling covid patients to stay positive
What do you call a orphan taking a selfie A family portrait........ You might say I'm mean but what are they gonna do..... tell their parents
Wait..........
Why is Lucas so weird? I don't know, you tell me.
What did the mom tell her son when he asked for a bowl of cereal? "Sorry your dad wasn't came back with the milk yet."
Man: Okay, tell me a joke without the expense of anyone's feelings.
Me: Okay, so an Asian...
one day i caught my sister talking to my girlfriend and she said "you never told me your Lesbian" and i said "no,not at all" my girlfriend ask "why did you not tell her" and i said " because every time i bring a girl home i hear to much noise in her room and i never get the chance to kiss them because she's cleaning the trash" and she said "yeah,the trash is her junk"
Me running out of the hospital after telling COVID patients to stay "positive"
If you have a bad day, go tell an orphan to find his parents. He will be searching all day.
