OctopusAnonymous9 years agoMost people think an octopus has 8 legs.Actually, they have 6 legs and 2 arms. How can you tell which are the arms?Hit it on the head. The two that go up to the head when he says "Owwww" are his arms.
ChemistAnonymous11 years agoHow can you tell the difference between a chemist and a plumber?Ask them to pronounce "unionized".
VeganAnonymous11 years agoHow do you know if someone is a vegan or has run a marathon?They'll tell you.