Why did the emo kid get mad?
I wore a “Just Do It” shirt.
I’d like to be a One Direction poster because I want to be nailed to the wall by a teenage girl ;)
One day, Little Johnny came home with his girlfriend and told his dad, "We're gonna go to my room and do some homework." His dad said okay. Five minutes later, Little Johnny's dad heard noises coming from his room, so he went to go see what it was, and all he heard was, "Baby, baby, oh, baby, baby, oh." Little Johnny's dad started banging on the door and said, "Little Johnny, what are you doing in there?" Then Little Johnny said, "Dad, we're just having sex." Then Little Johnny's dad said, "Oh, I thought you were listening to some Justin Bieber up in here."
A teenage guy is taking a girl to a dance. First, he goes to buy her flowers, but there’s a really long line at the florist. Finally, he buys them.
Then, he goes to rent a tux, but there’s a really long line for that, too. After a few hours, he gets the tux.
That night, he picks up the girl and they go to the school for the dance. There’s a long line to get in that goes halfway around the school. A while later, they finally get in. They dance and talk for a while, then the guy gets thirsty, so he goes over to the table to get punch. There is no punch line.
What do you do when you run out of lines on your book?
You look at the emo girl and say, "Hey, can I borrow your arm?"
What’s the difference between an emo kid and a dead pig?
Suicide squad.
What’s the difference between a pimple and a Priest?
You see, a pimple wouldn’t normally come on a kid until he’s 13 years old.
A father came to his daughter's 18th birthday. He finally came.
i asked the emo kid if they get jealous when their phone dies
A teenager brings her new boyfriend home to meet her parents. They’re appalled by his haircut, his tattoos, his piercings.
Later, the girl’s mom says, “Dear, he doesn’t seem to be a very nice boy.”
“Oh, please, Mom!” says the daughter. “If he wasn’t nice, would he be doing 500 hours of community service?”
why did the emo kid try high five the tree
so it can hang him
When there's no piñata at the party, but the emo kid just hung himself.
Why did your emo mom get you?
To have someone to hang out with.
A teenage girl got a summer job dogsitting for a gigantic English Mastiff. She spent hours with the dog, and walked a little funny when she got home.
"What are you doing all day?"
"Knot a lot."
Question: Why does my teenage brother wear a cape to bed?
Answer: Because he can't sleep in his race car bed...
What does a emo kid say to his bestfriend...let’s hang out
What is the same with emos and orphans? They both are unwanted.
How did the EMO kid complement the other EMO kid, he said I like your cuts G
Our teacher told us to write a story about the life of an object that's not alive, so I wrote a story about an emo kid.
An emo girl dyed her hair red.
Where does her hairline start? Her wrist.
