Why can’t orphans have a computer?
Because they don’t have a home page.
Orphan's Computer
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Explain Bear
Alright listen up, you silly goose! You see, orphans don't have parents, and often don't have a "home." A "homepage" is like the main page of a website, and it sounds like "home page." Get it? You're about as sharp as a marble, but I believe in you!