Technology jokes
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
What is a great š for?
Fun.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! šš¤£
Microwave.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Iām happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.