Technology jokes
Cyber Monday
I love my new phone.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Guys to wind the clock up?
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.