Technology jokes
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
Why didn't they just switch him on and off again, or switch his batteries?
Cyber Monday
I love my new phone.
The moment you realize that school Kahoot! games are more competitive than the Super Bowl.
One day a computer said to another computer, "Why are you so dumb?"
The other computer replied, "Because I have low memory."
Friend, you so faaaat.
Me: Boy, at least I'm not built like a Nintendo Switch.
An orphan made an Instagram. He did not know what that symbol was on the bottom left hand corner.
I love you, my new phone! 📲
What time is it when you get home, and you can walk, walk home and walk, walk home from?
Why is the iPhone 7 not a smartphone?
It doesn't know jack.
What time is it when you can drive home from phone?
org.springframework.beans.factory.BeanCreationException: Error creating a bean with name X.
An orphan went up to Nikola Tesla and asked to travel in time. He then saw his parents put him in a building, saying, "You now live here!"
I can't find out where Stephen Hawking is from, I just can't place his accent.
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Guys to wind the clock up?