Technology jokes
What is the difference between a human and a magic car 🚗?
A magic car can fly, and a house 🏡 cannot fly.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Discord.
Discord who?
I need discord to plug in the phone.
What makes it cold in a room? Air conditioning.
What pictures did turtles take?
Shell-fies!
Guys to wind the clock up?
How many guns can an octopus hold?
9
What is the difference between a Taliban outpost and a Pakistani primary school?
I don't know... I just fly the drone.
There's a girl I like in my school, but she's always on her phone. It seems that I can't get a SIGNAL from her.
Why do people say "cheese" when they are taking a photo?
Because they were using the computer and thought about it.
Why do people say "cheese" in a camera?
Because they were using the computer.
What is a great 👍 for?
Fun.
Why does Samsung sell TVs? 'Cause they make them! 😂🤣
Microwave.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
I’m happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.