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Technology Jokes
Microwave.
When your mum tells you to help your granny.
And you unplug life support!
Goats are so lazy these days. Computers have more RAM.
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
Q: If an electric train heads south, which way does the steam go?
A: No steam.
Iām happy to be with my EA when I go to school.
What did the processor say when it was being overclocked?
"Stop it! It hertz so much!"
Steven Hawking lost the Wi-Fi connection on March 14, 2018.
What do crows use when they get a phone?
A "CAWing" card!
What happens when Stephen Hawking dies? Windows plays the shutdown music.
39, 41, 43, AK, 47... AK-47.
1, 3, 5, M, 9... M-9.
When a kindergarten teacher asks a kid to sing the alphabet, he said "ab3defg." The teacher said, "Do you like 3D?" He said, "Yeah." The teacher yelled, "Okay, do you have a 3DS?" He said yes. The teacher goes into his bag and says, "Say ABCs or your 3DS will be destroyed." He says, "ab3defghijlmnopqrs." "Oh, he learned well." The teacher threw the 3DS out the window. The kid gets it, and it still works. Then he googles ABCs. It goes to YouTube and says, "abcdefghijklmnopqrstuvwxyz." The teacher is proud of the 3DS. The class went home telling parents.
Stephen Hawking's death was because he lost WiFi connection.
Most annoying thing...
When we send something in WhatsApp thinking our friend is online but can only see two grey ticks...
What was the last thing Stephen Hawking said before he died?
"Windows Shut Down."
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because there was a power cut.
How is Stephen Hawking so smart? He uploads it to his software.
One night my brother asked me, "Am I a pro gamer?" I said, "No, you're not a Pro-grammer."
When you ask your sister if she wanna smash, but then she grabs the Switch.
