Technology jokes
Can [I] ask your sister how you are going for Christmas? And [to clarify,] I have internet.
Wife: (on phone) Hi. Husband: Hey, I didn’t know dishwashers talk and make me a sandwich.
If my phone battery lasted as long as my relationship, I would never be able to play on my phone.
I know this is a really bad poem, but I'll do it anyway 'cause I have nothing else to do.
'Twas so pretty a night, with people all asleep. Everyone's dreaming of that candy apple treat, and a palace. But alas! No, it's all a dream. Even eating ice cream, it's all a dream! Why can't I have this? Why can't I have that? BUT NO! It's just hitting you like a bat. YOU JUST HAVE TO HAVE IT, you say to yourself. All for me, all for me, and et cetera. It goes on and on. But why wish for riches? You're already rich enough. If you have a device, then take my advise, if you were poor you would have spent the money on food, like honey, not something that... OF ALL THINGS IS GOOGLE!
Like I said, it's really bad. :(
Why are there not that many phones in China? Because there’s too much Wing and Wong, so they will "wing" the wrong number.
I tried my best using phone sex online, but the thing about it is the holes cannot fit through.
Does anyone know how to add pictures? Like, I need to know.
You look like a 2020 hologram of COVID-19.
When the school shooter breaks into your classroom, so you try to say goodbye to your Roblox gf, but then the shooter's phone goes off.
I bought a white Xbox to last longer, and I bought a black Xbox to run faster.
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.