Technology jokes
My mom told me to unplug all the electronics, so I unplugged my grandma's life support.
What's the difference between a terrorist base and an elementary school?
I don't know, I'm just the drone pilot.
Gwen I set out some chats for us just got to pr!
Btw I can't chat because I lost my internet stuff, so I am using my school computer. I don't have long, but I will make sure to have some time 4 u.
Chat date for Gwen and Tj.
Add me on XBOX! Chalkyfrog11
That moment when you think the music is loud enough to fart and no one would notice, but then you realize that you have headphones on.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
When I went to heaven, I saw Steven Hawking standing there. I asked why he isn’t in heaven yet. He said there are stairs.
I didn’t know Stephen Hawking died. Oh god, it must have been when I disconnected the Wi-Fi!
Friend: My mum took my phone from me, and I really want it back.
Me: Yeah, well, Hades took my parents from me, and the funny thing is, I don't want them back.
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Your forehead is so big that you dream in 4K.
Why don't Japanese people like iPhones?
Because they are afraid of American airdrops.
Why don't churches have Wi-Fi?
They can't compete with an invisible force that actually works.
When you still there?
When is the last time you picked up the phone?
My Xbox has been acting up lately... So I painted it black to make it run faster.
When you’re hiding from the school shooter next to people who made fun of you for having an Android: “HEY SIRI”
I made a website for orphans, unfortunately it doesn’t have a homepage.
What does Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common?
They're both turned on by kids.