How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide WEB!
How did Stephen Hawkins make it up the stair way to heaven? Well he didn’t they invented an elevator
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Don’t fart in a Apple Store
It has no Windows
my grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support...
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
How does in-mates keep in touch? They have cell phone.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!
What happens when a computer thinks it knows better than a human?
Ask Boeing.
I was submitting this joke and i realised. Stephen hawking couldnt.
It had the recaptcha im not a robot
Whats the difference between a pc and a 6 year old, i dont have to clean out my pc
How did stephen hawking die? Somebody threw an EMP at him
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
How did Stephen hawking die He ran out of battery life
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
What Runs Faster Than Stephen Hawking In His Wheel Chair. His Internet
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
how did stephen hwaking died his wife needed to charge her iphone
