The lady was so fat that when she stepped on the scale, the scale responded with, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Technology Jokes
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
When my computer crashes, I actually give a fuck.
Why don’t they let Stephen Hawking have other electronics around him? Because he will sound staticky.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error.
Where does Stephen Hawking get his computer fixed?
At PC World.
Why can't Stephen Hawking go metal detecting?
Because when it beeps, it's him!
So I was on Google, and on my computer it had Windows. When Stephen Hawking died, it shut down, the shutdown sound played, and wouldn't turn on again.
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Fucking Windows updates!
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
