Technology jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”
How did Stephen Hawking die? He lost internet connection.
What did Siri say when Stephen Hawking spoke to him... Sorry, I don't like Microsoft.
Stephen Hawking isn't actually dead. He is just having an update.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He turned off the Wi-Fi.
Why did Stephen Hawkins die? They unplugged the WiFi.
What is the butt’s favorite computer?
The Tushiba.
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.