Technology jokes
Normal Europe: Oh no, I lost my iPhone!
Amish: Oh no, I lost my potato!
If Stephen Hawking was an Xbox... he just red ringed and rose up to GameStop.
Yo mama is so ugly she's really the reason phone screens cracked!
If Stephen Hawking had a FIFA card, he would have 99 dribble.
When Jim was playing on his phone, my grandfather told him, "You use way too much technology!" Jim then said, "No, YOU use too much technology!" and then Jim disconnected his grandfather’s life support.
Why did he die so soon? Oh, I know, he forgot to plug in his charger!
Poor Stephen Hawking couldn't pass the "I'm not a robot" test.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
There was a power outage.
Why did he not love anymore? His battery died.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his carer lost his charger.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He tried to get the free cracked version of Windows 10.
To be brutally honest, I think his wife let him die for money, because they could just plug him back in. Surely they have an Android cable about?
Yo mama so stupid that, when she heard about cookies on the internet, she ate her computer.
Your mama is so stupid, when her phone died, she bared it, lol.
What was Stephen Hawking's favorite TV show?
Robot Wars.
When Stephen Hawking died, I assume his computer crash caused it.
Stephen Hawking tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he broke his charger.
If Stephen Hawking was in a horror movie, would he make his robot try and shout, "Aaaaaaaah! Help me, I can't move! I'm too scared!"?
How many apps did he download?
Well, he did run out of storage.