Technology jokes
Stephen Hawking forgot the WiFi password.
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Microchips.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, do you take him to PC World or A&E?
Stephen Hawking tried to charge his phone and unplugged his life support.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He drove too far away from the wall and got unplugged.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Because his son wanted to charge their phone, so they unplugged him.
What was on Stephen Hawking's gravestone? "Intel inside."
Fucking Windows updates!
How did Steven Hawking die?
His wife needed a charger and plugged him out.
Did you try the digital egg padlock? Because it is very easy to crack the code.
If Stephen Hawking had a heart attack, would he go to hospital or Curry's PC World?
Did you hear he died of a virus? A computer virus.
What were Steven Hawking's last words?
Error 404 File Not Found.
Who needs storage on a computer? Just use an Asian's brain.
Why haven't they just tried turning Stephen Hawking on and off?
Can't wait for Stephen Hawking's next update.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
They unplugged the wifi.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking: to the hospital, or PC World?
What’s Steven Hawking's fav[orite] food?
WiFi chips or his shoulder?
Why did Stephen Hawking die? He ran out of WiFi.