Technology jokes
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
Psyonix's OCE servers.
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.