Technology jokes
Yo mama is so stupid that she thought NASA is a gaming program!
Using modern day technology you can produce music with a Tesla coil. I don't know if you heard it, but it is quite shocking and even electrifying. I can't tell if it is metal or techno, but it is more valuable than joules. It really amps up your blood pressure and has you saying watt the whole time. It is way better than current music.
How do you make Indians explode? Press the red button.
The other day at school we had to write down our hero and what we would do if they walked into our house. I got off easy because my hero is Stephen Hawking.
Where do you take Stephen Hawking when he dies?
The Apple repair store.
What's the difference between an ISIS training center and a school?
I don't know, I just fly the drone.
Stephen Hawking:
Q: Who Made Stephen Hawkins' Wheel Chair?
A:) Tesla
Stephen Hawking only died because he tried to install Windows 10, and his hard drive corrupted.
The only reason Stephen Hawking died is because he forgot to update to the latest version of Microsoft.
What kind of pictures do turtles take?
Shelfies.
Two wind turbines are standing in a field.
One asks, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The other says, "Well... I'm a huge metal fan..."
I added Paul Walker on my Xbox, but all he does is sit on the dashboard.
Two TV antennas got married. The church ceremony was terrible, but the reception was fantastic!
This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.