This is so sad, Alexa, play Despacito.
Technology Jokes
What does it say on Stephen Hawking's grave?
"Rust in peace."
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Windows didn’t update in time.
Where does Stephen Hawking go when he breaks his arm? PC World.
What does Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common?
They're both made of plastic and children turn them on.
Yo mama so fat, when she sat on the iPod...
SHE MADE THE IPAD!!!!!!!
Why did the blondie put her iPad in the blender? To make apple juice.
How Stephen Hawking died: he drove too far away from the wall and the cord got unplugged.
So, the sea is on a computer but doesn't know how to search, so the computer said to the sea, "Search!"
Do you get it? SEArch.
Why are elephants scared of computers?
Because of the mouse.
Yo momma is so fat, I took a picture of her last Christmas, and it's still printing.
Why should you never fart in an Apple store?
Because they have no Windows!
Murder: Wanna play a game?
Me: Ok (pulls out Xbox controller)
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
The Windows XP log out sound.
My brother finally got his driver's license, so he took our new car out for a spin.
At least now I can have his phone he left.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the router.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking's death was simply an accident. He pressed power off instead of sleep mode.
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