Technology jokes
Stephen Hawking died because he turned off his VPN.
How did Steven Hawking die?
He forgot his log on password.
Q: Why do Norwegian ships have bar codes on them?
A: So when they come into port they can Scan-Da-Navy-In!
Stephen Hawking died because his wheelchair couldn’t run Windows 10.
Why did Stephen Hawking die when he logged onto Facebook?
It took all his info!
It's said Duracell batteries are supposed to last 75 years, well Stephen, here you are.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife get annoyed with him?
He had an affair with Alexa.
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄