Technology jokes
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.
A girl named Rebecca was friends with a guy called Fi. One day, Fi hit Rebecca, and Rebecca lost service.
Rebecca said to Fi, "Why-Fi?"
Stephen Hawking died because he got hacked by me, and the update was too strong.
What did the computer say to the other computer? “Well, tech-ically we can’t talk.”