Technology jokes
The reason why Stephen Hawking died is because he tried to overclock his wheelchair.
When you send nudes to your Roblox gf and your uncle’s phone sounds with a text tone...
Stephen Hawking died because his WiFi ran out.
What happened to the alligator when he held a GPS?
He became a navigator.
The reason Stephen Hawking died is because he drove too far away from the wall; the cord unplugged.
Guess McAfee doesn’t clear all computer viruses.
Why did the doorbell have a good sense of humor?
Because it got everybody's pokes!
The reason he died is that they accidentally flipped the wrong light switch.
You do not spell "computer" like this; you spell it like this: "cumputer."
What do you call a crazy computer?
Wired.
This website sucks, it never cites the correct information.
Why did Steven Hawking die?
He lost Wi-Fi connection and didn't get the data plan.
Stephen Hawking isn't dead, he's just can't walk to the shop and get new batteries. 🙄
Stephen Hawking died because he got unplugged from his Ethernet cord.
What’s one thing smarter than Stephen Hawking? His computer.
What do you call my IP? 74.125.224.72 hahahahahahahahaha
Where do you go when Steve Hawkins dies?
Microsoft.
What's the difference between Paul Walker and my computer?
I care when my computer crashes.
Daughter: Mommy, what ever happened to Steven Hawking?
Mother: He died.
Daughter: How did he die?
Mother: He never got recharged.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
Error, error, error.
System shutting down.