I go balls deep in your mum with no power.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's wife? Siri.
"I told my kids not to spend all day at a computer, but then I realized I do that myself."
When the school shooter leaves your classroom and the autistic kid’s sketchers light up.
What happens when you say, "Hey Siri?"
Stephen Hawking answers.
Electricity.
اي تيجي اللمة بتخلص your storage
How did the computer get out of the house?
He used windows.
An HDMI cable and an electrical outlet went on a date. It didn't go well, because they couldn't connect.
Don’t have phone sex without protection, you might get hearing aids!
What's Stephen Hawking's wife called? Wendy.
Knock knock. Who's there? Ya. Ya who? Sorry, I prefer Google.
What's the difference between a gay guy and a microwave?
The microwave doesn't brown the meat.
Question: What do you call 8 apples?
Answer: The iPhone 8.
What happens when Steven Hawking dies?
Take his iPad to Cash Converters.
The radio is a player—it always gets turned on by lots of different people.
Then: You want free candy?
Now: You want free Wi-Fi?
Two WiFi routers got married. The ceremony was OK, but the reception was amazing.
How do u know Stephen Hawking is having a seizure?
He spills coffee on his iPad.
What? A telephone? Nah, I'm using a telebone.
