Technology jokes
Why was the computer so good at golf? Because he had a hard drive.
If you're ever bored, pee on an android. Apple is better!
Stephen Hawking died because he lost his WiFi connection.
Why was Stephen Hawking late to the NASA meeting?
He couldn't get up the kerb.
How do spiders reach the internet?
Through the World Wide Web!
He lost Wifi connection...
How did Stephen Hawking make it up the stairway to heaven?
Well, he didn’t; they invented an elevator.
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Don't touch my bot.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)