Technology jokes
How did Stephen Hawking please his woman? He uses a hard drive.
I got my daughter a fridge for her birthday.
I can’t wait to see her face light up when she opens it.
How do oysters call their friends?
On shell phones!
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Don't touch my bot.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.