Technology jokes
Don’t fart in an Apple Store.
It has no Windows.
He tried to install a free version of Windows 10.
He drove too far away from the wall, and the cord unplugged.
Stephen Hawking died because he lost Wi-Fi connection.
Don't touch my bot.
My grandpa said I'm too reliant on technology... so I screamed that he was a hypocrite and I unplugged his life support.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone pulled his ethernet cable (he died of a blue screen)!
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
*Windows turning off*
What's the difference between apples and orphans? Apples actually get picked.
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn't have a home page.
What do you call a person that guards a Samsung store?
A Guardian Of The Galaxy :)
How do inmates keep in touch?
They have cell phones.
Grandma: calls You: Hello Grandma, what are you doing? Why, you can't mean I'm right in the house right now? Grandma: I didn't mean to call you, bye.
I dropped my phone the other day when a guy picked up my phone and started to put it in his pocket.
I said, "Hey, that's my phone," and he said, "First of all, my name isn't 'Hey', it's Jay. Second of all, it's an iPhone, not a 'myPhone'. Get it right."
I made a website for orphans.
It doesn't have a homepage.
Stephen Hawking died when he ran out of data for the month.
1. My phone battery lasts longer than your relationships.
2. Oh, you’re talking to me? I thought you only talked behind my back.
3. My name must taste good because it’s always in your mouth.
What do windows have in common with my wife's legs? They're easy to open.
The first windmill said to the second, "What's your favorite type of music?"
The second windmill said, "I'm a big metal fan!"
I’m reading a book on antigravity right now.
It’s impossible to put down.
I went to see my grandfather in the hospital because I wanted to get to know him better before he passed, maybe take a selfie with him. But when I got there my phone died, so I unplugged a vacuum to plug in my phone. And it turns out he only knows Spanish, so when he kept saying, "Me desconectaste el soporte de mi vida," I thought he wanted water. But when I got back with the water he was asleep, and now my phone was charged, so I translated what he said. And it was, "You unplugged my life support." That's when I called the doctor...
Good news is, I got one sick selfie!