Technology jokes
I was submitting this joke, and I realized Stephen Hawking couldn't.
It had the reCAPTCHA "I'm not a robot."
His wife shut off the internet.
"Did you guys make sure Stephen was plugged in?"
How did Steven Hawking die?
He lost internet connection.
What's the difference between a PC and a 6 year old? I don't have to clean out my PC.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
Somebody threw an EMP at him.
Why did Stephen Hawking die?
Someone unplugged the WiFi router.
The whole reason he is dead is because he kept hitting "Remind me later" on his Windows Updates.
59009 flip it backwards on your calculator... it = boobs!
How did Stephen Hawking die?
He ran out of battery life.
I have so many cash machine jokes.
But none of them seem to work ATM.
Two antennas met on a roof, fell in love, and got married. The ceremony wasn't much, but the reception was excellent.
What runs faster than Stephen Hawking in his wheelchair?
His Internet.
Where did Stephen Hawking spend most of his spare time?...
Currys PC World.
Why did Stephen Hawking's wife leave him? She was sick of buying triple A batteries.
What has two wings and a halo?
A Chinese telephone. Wing-wing Halo?
What do you get when you light Stephen Hawking on fire? A fried PC.
I started a band called 1023 megabytes. We still haven't gotten a gig.
How did Stephen Hawking die? His wife needed to charge her iPhone.
"Dumbest7" is my Xbox account. Hit me up.