My father said I'm too reliant on technology.
I called him a hypocrite, and unplugged his life support.
Technology Jokes
There was a little boy named Chris who was addicted to Roblox.
One day, his grandpa fell into a deep coma caused by a head injury.
One day, little Chris went to visit his poor grandpa. He brought his Windows 10 too, but it had no charge in it. After pulling out some wires and placing his into the wall, he started to hear a long beeping sound, but ignored it and continued to play Roblox. Chris's parents came and saw what had happened.
The dad then yelled, "You dumb f***, you killed my father!!!"
Then Chris said "Yeah. He was worth robucks, too."
What was the one test that Steven Hawking couldn't pass?
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Wanna know why Stephen Hawking died?
He lost his Wi-Fi connection.
Stephen could not click the "I'm not a robot" button, so I guess he is fucked.
How did Stephen Hawking die?
His power went out.
Did you hear how Stephen Hawking died? He lost WiFi connection.
Stephen Hawking died because he got hit by a RAM.
What was Stephen Hawking's last message before he died: "Server shutting down."
Puns about air conditioning. I'm not a fan.
Kid: Dad, I want Santa to give me an iPhone.
Indian poor dad: Son, Santa is deaf.
Kid: No, he is not. I saw him on TV yesterday.
Indian poor dad: Oh, actually, I asked him for a new wife. Maybe he is wearing AirPods.
Kid: You are my Santa, daddy.
Indian poor dad: Pull down your pants, son.
Kid: It's not an Apple product.
Indian poor dad: It's a banana.
What do cells always have on them?
A cell phone!
A husband got a message from his neighbor one day. It read, "Hey, I'm sorry I had to tell you like this but I have been doing your wife for months now." The husband went to go grab his gun and shot his wife. He hid the evidence and a few hours later he got another message from his neighbor saying, "Sorry, meant using your wifi."
Why is the wheel the best invention?
Because it's wheely wheely great!
What is an astronaut's favorite part of a keyboard?
The SPACE BAR!
Stephen Hawking must have got a MacBook Pro. End of battery.
A feminist asked me how I view lesbian relationships.
Apparently, "in HD" wasn't a good answer.
There's a new horror movie about Stephen Hawking.
It's called "Unplugged!"
What did grandpa say before he died in the hospital bed?
"Boy, could you put my phone on charging?"
How do you knockout an unorthodox blue tooth?
You get a good connection.
