Taste

Taste jokes

Condom

    • A couple were trying new things in the bedroom to spice up their marriage. The husband would blindfold the wife, put on a condom and she would guess the flavor. They did this one time a night.

    The first night, she put the blindfold on and he put the condom on his dick and she tasted it, she immediately knew it was strawberry. The second night, the same thing happened except it was banana. The third night, she put the blindfold on and tasted his dick and said, "Eww it tastes like cheese and onions." The husband replied, "Hang on I haven't put the condom on yet."

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    • Taste memes

    Grape

    • *bowl of dark grapes*

    Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

    Friend 2: Black? Good one.

    Friend 1: 21 at a time.

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    • Pecker

    • So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

    And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

    And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

    Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

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    • Cannibal

    • WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

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    • Priest

    • Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

    Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

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