Taste jokes
A skinny black person named "Treyvon Robinson" joins a pickup basketball game at the local court, trash-talking about his "superior athletic genes" while munching on a stolen bag of Skittles. The ref blows the whistle for a foul, and he argues, "That ain't fair, I'm just naturally dominant!"
But the team's coach, a burly black dude who's been eyeing him all game, grabs him by the jersey, blindfolds him with a sweaty headband, slathers lube from his gym bag all over, and pile-drives his ass courtside in a twisted BDSM slam dunk, yelling, "Now taste the rainbow, punk!"
Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.
Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.
What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?
Domi-nose.
What does food and dark humour have in common?
Not everybody gets it.
Memes
What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
Why do gay men hate periods?
They prefer Collins.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.