Taste

Taste jokes

Pp

    • Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.

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    • Food

    • "Hey, I heard you were a bit down—where's John?"

    "He died."

    "Oh, I'm so sorry, but I got you food."

    (After they eat) "Hey, how did John taste seasoned and cooked?"

    Taste memes

    Cock

    • My boyfriend recently asked me to suck his cock. I was kinda nervous because I’ve never tasted a dick, but he said it doesn’t taste that bad, so I’ll give it a shot.

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    • Fork

    • A blind man went to a restaurant.

    "Menu sir?" asked the owner. "I'm blind, just bring me one of your dirty forks, I will smell it and order." The confused owner went to the kitchen to retrieve a fork and returned to the blind man.

    The blind man smelled the fork with a deep breath, "Yes I will have the lamb with seasoned potatoes and spring vegetables." Unbelievable, thought the owner. The blind man ate and left. Two weeks later the blind man returned. The owner, wanting to know how good his smell is, quickly went to the kitchen where his wife Brenda was cooking and said, "Do me a favor and rub this fork over your private part" which she did. He then goes to the blind man and gives him the fork. The blind man takes it and puts it to his nose and says, "Oh interesting! I never knew Brenda works here!"

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    • Monster

    • Alright, I'm gonna drink the lo-carb one to see how it compares to the normal Monster.

    Holy shit, it tastes just like the original one.

    There's like a weird after taste though.

    Kinda like a sparkling water one.

    I love Monster. I've drank about 5 cans already.

    Covid

    • My girlfriend got COVID.

    This is the perfect time to propose to her. She might just say yes because of the lack of taste.

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    • Word

    • I will never forget my little brother's last words, RIP.

    His last words: "Paint doesn't taste good."

    Candy

    • I need to call candy. What's candy? Candy can "bofe" if these balls fit in your mouth.