What do you call a steak that tastes bad?
A MISsteak.
How is smoking similar to oral sex?
The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢
I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.
The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.
"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"
So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"
"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."
I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.
I like my coffee like my women.
Amateur.
How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?
Put ranch dressing on it.
Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?
Nah, it's too cheesy.
*bowl of dark grapes*
Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.
Friend 2: Black? Good one.
Friend 1: 21 at a time.
WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"
I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.
Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?
Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.
This shit is disgusting but funny.
What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.
What's the difference between a dog from an Asian person and a cat from an Asian person?
Only the taste.
I told a Chinese man, "Which is better, cats or dogs?"
He said, "Dogs."
I said, "Why?"
He said, "Because dogs tasted better than cats."
Want to hear a joke about pizza? Never mind, it's too cheesy.
Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...
My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
