Taste jokes

Dark humor is like sex. Not everyone gets it.

Dark humor is like food, not everyone gets it.

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?

Domi-nose.

What does food and dark humour have in common?

Not everybody gets it.

What do you call a steak that tastes bad?

A MISsteak.

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.

How is smoking similar to oral sex?

The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?

Nah, it's too cheesy.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

This shit is disgusting but funny.

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

Why do gay men hate periods?

They prefer Collins.

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

Depends.