Taste Jokes

How is smoking similar to oral sex?

The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

Nugget does not like the cold nuggets

A person holds a piece of paper that says "cold nuggets" and says "Woah". Below that, a nugget character is shown with a disapproving face, while the person is saying "This is worthless!".

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

This shit is disgusting but funny.

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

Why do gay men hate periods?

They prefer Collins.

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

Depends

Why do vegans like to make their food look and taste like meat?

Same reason lesbians use strap-ons. They still like putting meat in their hole, but they don’t like where real meat comes from.

What's the difference between a dog from asian person and a cat from an Asian person? Only the taste

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.

My favorite dark joke is orphan jokes. For no apparent reason.

Little Sally comes home from school one day and says to her mom, "Mommy, mommy, you won’t believe it! Little Johnny just pulled out his PP in class." The mother responded, "Well, what did it look like?" Sally said, "It looks like a peanut." The mother said, "Oh, it was small." "No, it was salty," said Sally.