Taste jokes

What is a cannibal's favorite type of pizza?

Domi-nose.

What does food and dark humour have in common?

Not everybody gets it.

What do you call a steak that tastes bad?

A MISsteak.

How is smoking similar to oral sex?

The closer to the butt you get the stronger the flavor! 🤢

I like my coffee the way I like jokes about my coffee, I don't.

I like my coffee like my women.

Amateur.

How do you get a white girl to suck your dick?

Put ranch dressing on it.

I like my orphans how I like my wine, locked in my basement for ten.

So little Susie came home and said, "Mom, little Johnny showed me his pecker."

And her mom said, "WHAT?!"

And little Susie was like, "Yeah, it reminded me of a peanut." Her mom said, "Oh, because it was so small?"

Susie said, "No, because it tasted salty."

Hey, can I tell you a pizza joke?

Nah, it's too cheesy.

*bowl of dark grapes*

Friend 1: I like my grapes how I like my men.

Friend 2: Black? Good one.

Friend 1: 21 at a time.

What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? Two planes.

WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals are hanging out eating lunch, which is a clown, you see, 'cause they're cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal, "Does this taste funny to you?"

I mean I'd tell you a joke about the pizza I ate, but it's just too cheesy.

This shit is disgusting but funny.

Why does a penis taste like octopus 🐙?

Stupid question 😒 🙄 even the catholic church ⛪ 🙏 knows that one.

Why do gay men hate periods?

They prefer Collins.

What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

Depends.

Dark humor is like food; some people get it, others don't...

What's the best cheese in the world?

Dick cheese.