Taste Jokes

what is a cannibals favorite type of pizza?

domi-nose

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WAIT! I remember how the joke goes! These two cannibals i hanging out eat lunch, which is a clown you see, cause there cannibals and one cannibal says to the other cannibal "Does this taste funny to you?

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What type of pizza did the 9/11 victims order? 2 planes

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What does an 80-year-old woman taste like?

Depends

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Me: hey friend!

Friend: yes?

Me: What is the missing sense? Seeing, Smelling, _, Tasting, Hearing.

Friend: Touch

Me: what do u spawn on Minecraft always (jk only 99.99pursent)

Friend: Grass

Me: And you get?

Friend: Touch grass

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What is the difference between peanut butter and a dead baby? One sticks to the roof of you mouth, while the other one doesn't!

random Couple after their first night : Husband: it was very tasty.🥵 wife: aww thanks. Hus: does anyone had taste it before? wife:☠️

SOOOO my sister said her first bad word yesterday. Shit. My mum was like what did you just say child??? Sister: I said the cat shits inside like the dog shi- uh oh...... Now I've avoided this stuff by making my own word: Sugarplum. Sugarplum = shit...

My sister made some pie and it tasted horribly... so I said this.... This pie is very sugarplum-y. She said what do you mean by that? I said It tastes like sugarplums...

When you ask your friend if he thinks lunch is good but he says that he doesn't taste anything

A man ate a glue stick. It tasted bad. He died.hahahahah

Hi guys the prankster is backster!

I was gone for a long time because of this bullying about a nice sweet girl named gwen! So my 6th prank is on...

When I put some bad stuff in my sisters tooth past bottle!

Okay so I took some smelly mints from the jelly bean game! I had molded cheese jelly bean, molded milk, and worms jelly bean! Jelly bean tastying is this game where weird tasted jelly beans are in there so I got some mints and putted it there! Then next thing you new was! My sassy ass sister had her breath smelling like a chimpanzes buttock!

I told a Chinese man, which is better, Cats or dogs. He said dogs. I say why? He said because dogs tasted better Than cats

I want an almond-flavored biscuit.

My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me. "She obviously has COVID," my wife said. "Why?" I asked. My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste."