Talk jokes
Guys talk to me is what the emo loner said, but seriously, talk to me.
Beans for centuries have been called "false friends," because they have a tendency to talk behind one's back. If you get my drift. 🤣
Q: What did the ocean say to the boy?
A: Nothing! Oceans don't talk, silly!
Stephen Hawking Kobi talking.
What do you call a phone that talks?
A reader in a leader.
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
A Priest and a Rabbi walk into a bar.
These two have been great friends for over 20 years...play golf together...and meet every Tuesday at a classy bar for a glass of wine...talk about golf...good wine and spiritual matters. One day while at the bar enjoying a glass of merlot, the Rabbi raises his glass of wine and says to his long time friend.."brother, do you believe Jesus turned water into wine?"...the Priest thinks for a moment and raises his glass of wine and replies..."yes brother, I do believe Jesus turned water into wine...but don't get excited...since Jesus was Jewish, the wine was probably Manischewitz."
Teacher says, "Okay class, today we're gonna talk about what everyone wants to be when they grow up." Little Johnny, how about you go first."
Little Jonny: "I want to be a speed bump when I grow up!"
People always talk about starting families, what happened to finishing the job?
I told an orphan to never stop talking until their parents come home.
Now I can’t get it to shut up.
My balls are so purple that I use them as crayons, and I am not talking about the balls you play with. I am talking about the boy balls.
What do orphans have in common with mute children?
They can't talk to their parents.
My wife told me to pass her lip stick, but I gave her a glue stick. Now she is not talking to me.
What did Stephen Hawking say when trying to talk to a reporter? Beep boop beep beep boop.
A pair of cows were talking in the field. One says, "Have you heard about the mad cow disease that's going around?"
"Yeah," the other cow says. "Makes me glad I'm a penguin."
This is bullshit! Stop showing cheesy and dumb jokes! This website is for dark humor, insults, and morbid content! All of you who don’t talk about the following, go die!
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Never let an orphan watch Fast and the Furious.
All they will talk about is how great their family is.
Why are orphans lonely?
Because they don't have parents to talk to.
Hey, talk to me here!