Talk jokes
"Talking about childhood habits, my friend told me he still collects coins and post stamps and all. He asked me, I said - breastfeeding."
I just wanted to say, Prince, that that "qwen" you were chatting with is totally fake! I haven't talked to you all day, I swear!
Someone went up to an orphan and asked him why he was talking to the air. He said he was talking to his mom.
When someone keeps talking while you are trying to focus on something, what is the rudest thing you can say to them?
SHUT UP!!!
When someone says don't talk back to me, say, "I wasn't aware that answering a question was considered talking back."
Me talks to an orphan: Hey, I have a joke.
Orphan: Go on then.
Me: Your family tree.
Me in the middle of the night boiling water.
Me talking to my brother: How do you make holy water?
My brother: How?
Me: You boil the hell out of it.
I met a talking lizard. The doctor told me he had ereptile dysfunction! 🦎
What does the donkey say to the other donkey?:
Nothing, donkeys don't talk.
You get a deep voice, you shit talk to 5 year olds.
I was talking to my friends and they said a random topic about cats, and I'm like, "Water you talking about?" =3
How do skeletons talk to each other? By the telebone.
Every one is talking about glory holes, so I decided to look into one.
I was doing renovations on a house and found a wall with a glory hole. I was going to remodel it, but it's load bearing. I asked a gay carpenter how to fix this, and he advised that I check out the studs first to make sure they were uncut.
Eventually, I gave up and just put my nuts through the hole. Now they're walnuts.
Knock knock!!
Who's there??
Dishwasher!!
Dishwasher who??
Dishwasher way i used to talk when i got my head kicked in!
Everybody is talking about Trump having leaks in his office.
I don't see what the problem is. He should just use a better fitting diaper next time.
What is the difference between men and women?
Men have 2 heads, women have 4 lips because men do all the thinking, and women do all the talking.
One day, I was walking down the street, and then I saw something really funny, and then I ran, and I saw a boomer, but I don't really know what I'm talking about, lol.
Here's what to do if an annoying person keeps talking to you. First, ignore them until they ask you if you're going to respond. Then ask them: if they were walking down the street and a rabid dog suddenly started barking at them, would they get on all fours and bark back? After that, continue to ignore them.
Who thinks people should stop doing orphan jokes? Type here so we can talk about it.
Me and freshfry talking.