What do you call a cheap circumcision?
A rip off.
How do you circumcise a redneck?
You kick his sister in the jaw.
D NO DOCTOR START WITH A AND A+
A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."
Why did the author go to the emergency room?
His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.
