Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Why did the Polish urologist cut his cock off with a knife?
To take care of his erectile dysfunction.
Welcome to Plastic Surgery Anonymous. Nice to see so many new faces.
Imagine Michael Jackson having kids? Would they come out Black or white or plastic?
China is as fake as bitches with plastic surgery, and they talk about body positivity.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes time to put you under.
What is the difference between a priest and anesthesia?
The anesthesia takes a while to put you under.
So when Kim Kardashian went into the ocean, the lifeguard said, "No plastic littering!"
Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.
Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?
Oh, it's still cancer.
A transgender woman with cancer of the tits only has to pay for half the operation.
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
He got so many plastic surgeries that they melted him down into legos and let kids play with him for a change.