Surgery

Surgery Jokes

But you could get plastic surgery and look 20 years younger. With that, no one will suspect you!

Q: What's the difference between a fetus and an onion?

A: One makes you cry when you chop it into pieces.

Why is it you donate one kidney, you're a hero, but donate four or five and people run and call the police?

I never liked unnatural adult stars with implants and face surgeries because they look photoshopped, and they always need a ton of lube to get into due to how plastic they are.

I walked into the doctor's surgery and he said to me, "Pick a star sign, any star sign." I said, "Capricorn." He said, "Nah, you got cancer."

Doctor: I'm sorry, but your surgery will cost a lot of money.

Buuuuut what's this behind your ear?

Oh, it's still cancer.