Surgery jokes

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw.

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.