Surgery jokes

A woman wakes up in a hospital after an accident and yells, "Doctor, Doctor, I can't feel my legs!"

And the doctor says, "I know, I amputated your arms."

He died because of a fuck up by the Hospital. Apparently, the doctor said to the nurse, "You can discharge Mr. Hawking now," so she went to his room and pulled the plug out of his computer.

What do you call a cheap circumcision?

A rip off.

How do you circumcise a redneck?

You kick his sister in the jaw.

Do no doctor start with A and A+?

A man woke up from a serious surgery. He screamed, "Doctor! Doctor! I can't feel my legs!" And the doctor replied, "I know. I amputated your arms."

Why did the author go to the emergency room?

His editor told him he needed an appendix removed.