Q: What is hitler's least favorite grocery store? A: Jew-Osco
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realised I was in a rape museum
My ex boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket check out for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97
what does a petiphile call a orphanage... a supermarket.
there are perks to bringing a emo to the grocery store you can get coupons by scanning their wrist
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store The cashier scans there wrist to
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket. They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
Whats an asian's favorite food place. Answer:Petco
why do orphan's hate any milk? there dad did not come back for 10 years oh sorry he got lost in the store🤧
what did the emo kid say to the cashere... Scan my wrists.
I'm sorry but your dad left for milk.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Tescos slogan is every little helps, Well there bag did a wonderfull job on suffocating my wife
I went into the supermarket everything was half off. of course I took the bottom half of spider man
What's the difference between a orphanage and a supermarket
People actually want stuff in a supermarket
What do Micheal Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back
Why did the dwarf get a job at lidl? Because every lidl heps
*Breaking News!* - Apparently the first person in Melbourne has died because of the Coronavirus. In his house they found 1000 cans of food, 50 kilos of pasta, 80 kilos of rice, 300 toilet rolls and 50L of hand sanitiser which he had panic purchased from the supermarket and stock piled "just in case".
The whole lot collapsed and buried him.
I’m a cashier at a grocery store, and when I’m bored I draw on my hands with pen, well this guy walks up to me and says “ you know I got mental illnesses from drawing on myself” and so without thinking I said “ well I’ve already got those so I think I’m fine.... 😳he looked concerned. Oops lol
