Supermarket jokes
Why are there no Walmarts in Palestine?
There are Targets everywhere.
Why'd Biden get fired from the supermarket?
He kept telling little kids they smell like freshly baked bread.
Q: What is Hitler's least favorite grocery store?
A: Jew-Osco
I walked into a supermarket to get some ordinary clothes for the wife. Then I realized I was in a rape museum.
My ex-boyfriend tried to scan himself at the supermarket checkout for fun.
“See how I can’t scan myself? It’s because I’m priceless.”
I decided I’d scan my wrist too, just for fun.
Found out I’m worth $3.97.
What does a pedophile call an orphanage?
A supermarket.
There are perks to bringing an emo to the grocery store; you can get coupons by scanning their wrist.
What happens when an emo goes to the grocery store? The cashier scans their wrist too.
They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.
They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.
What's an Asian's favorite food place?
Answer: Petco
Why do orphans hate any milk?
Their dad did not come back for 10 years. Oh, sorry, he got lost in the store! 🤧
What did the emo kid say to the cashier? ... "Scan my wrists."
I'm sorry, but your dad left for milk.
What store is the most public?
Publix!
Tesco's slogan is "Every little helps."
Well, their bag did a wonderful job on suffocating my wife.
I went into the supermarket; everything was half off. Of course, I took the bottom half of Spider-Man.
What's the difference between an orphanage and a supermarket?
People actually want stuff in a supermarket.
What do Michael Jackson and Tesco carrier bags have in common? They’re both made out of plastic and harmful to children.
My dad went to get milk from Tesco’s.
He never came back.
Why did the dwarf get a job at Lidl?
Because every Lidl helps.