A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
Shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store. He was asked to give an EGGsplanation.
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin the bars...
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket? -- He was stealing all the samples.
