Supermarket jokes
A woman walks into a supermarket and sees a blind man swinging a dog around in the air. So, the woman walks up to him and asks, "What are you doing?" The man says, "Just having a look around."
A shoplifter tried to rob a grocery store.
He was asked to give an "eggsplanation."
The grapes in the supermarket are really raisin' the bars...
Why was the DJ banned from the supermarket?
He was stealing all the samples.