Super jokes
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!
I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!