Super jokes
What if you put a scared homosexual guy and an angry homophobic guy inside a stable?
Hmm, let's see, if the homosexual guy has some good luck, maybe he will meet a super unicorn and help him out to defeat the angry homophobic guy :D
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
What do super fancy music conductors wear?
A Louis baton.
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
What do you call someone who wants to jump off a building?
Cause they want to become Super Man.
If your daily is a Chevy, then your mom is super heavy.
Yo mama is so fat that she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl and a plate and ketchup to the red zone.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
One day, two friends found a treasure map. So they decided to try to find the treasure.
After several hours they found the treasure. It was a suit that gives the person wearing it super strength. One of the friends wore the suit and hugged the other friend. They were both red.
Yo mama so short, Super Mario mistook her for a Goomba and jumped on her head.
Yo mama so fat.
In Super Mario Galaxy, she was a fucking planet!
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama is so fat, they had to flood the Super Bowl to give her a bath.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
I'm evilest-evil man.
"Yes, you are," scared guy.
No, me, it me: Evil super evil boy!
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!