Super Jokes

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon

I went to the super market one day and i saw a cEAsor salad for 69 dollars next minute someone comes up to me and says CAESOR DEEZ NUTZ

Me when I am talking about my feelings my friends

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My sister just sits on the toilet on the iPad then I go to do something at the sink and she says Bella give me toilet paper 🧻 Then I am 😑 annoyed like super

There was a man in a tower and the other man thought it was a girl so he said let Down your long hair and he said ok I will let my big super long harry penis down for you to climb and suck then the other man said if you have such a long dick suck it yourself se ya bith

Hi! This is a good prank I did! Okay My sister has this crush and his name is Braylon so he text my sister saying he wants to hang out with her which I think means date so anyway I did this My text said "Hi braylon, I can't hang out today...or the other day because I have homework, so please no hang out!" this is super wrong but funny! Braylon text back and said "Fine I can help" and I text back and said "Oh will come here around 10:00" And my sister did not know he was comeing....she was so embarrsed she was still in her night gown! HAHAHAH. O to the k bye thats the prankster!!!!

My wife told me to pass her some chapstick but then I realized she hasn’t talkin to me in a month ten remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth

Lukas
Just take a minute and think about Riley's
retarded hair cut
Shut up look at your greasy ass hair
Have you not released I don't give a
small singular shit about my hair
Lukas
There's probably shit in your hair
11:18 pm
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11:19 pm
BFFS
11:19 pm ✓
it looks better than whatever dead
raccoon has been super glued onto your
forehead
11:20 pm ✓
But
11:21 pm ✓
Yeah probably 11:21 pm ✓

Super true

Thanos with human skin looks
like the guy from Pawn Stars

jomama so dumb, she brung a spoon to the super boul

I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed

Your forehead is so big u look like megga mind butt with no super power just a big forehead

Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey?,l Where's my super suit!!??

What will Sarah Thompson (Ninja Steel Pink) do if she meets the ToQgers (Train Super Sentai)?

They will TRAIN together

Why is it so hard to tame a dog?

Because it's unTRAINable

Hello Honey Bunches its me Your Narrator I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in a middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy ho ho ho no A STORM COMING. #Best Friends

joe mama roast

Tell me 10 best yo-mama jokes
1. Yo mama is so fat, when she wears a yellow
raincoat, people shout "taxi!"
2. Yo mama is so old, when she was in school,
history was called current events.
3. Yo mama is so ugly, when she walks into a
bank, they turn off the surveillance cameras.
4. Yo mama is so poor, she can't even afford to
pay attention.
5. Yo mama is so short, she poses for trophies.
6. Yo mama is so hairy, Bigfoot takes pictures of
her.
7. Yo mama is so stupid, she brought a spoon to
the Super Bowl.
8. Yo mama is so lazy, she thinks a two-income
family is where your spouse works two jobs.
9. Yo mama is so clumsy, she could trip over a
cordless phone.
10. Yo mama is so slow, when she ran the 100-
meter dash, she finished in the next Olympics.

Why did the clock eat so fast?

He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad Huh?

Shit if somebody invades America the Crips and the Bloods are gonna call a truce so that they can get the big toys out and call Geneva achievement. White women would ride into battle riding lions, tigers, and bears while claymore-strapped rhumbas swept the streets. There's a reason Putin keeps threatening to boom boom us with the boom booms and make you see x-rays before you go go. We have freaking cannibals still. Hell, we have more guns than people. Dodging bullets have become a rite of passage. Just look at how we raise our kids on caffeine and M16s playing Call of Duty. Then we send them into the warzone known as the American public education system with no weapons. No means to protect themselves other than with their fists. Here Timmy, fight off the bullets with your bare fist and hope you can zig-zag. Hell, the quiet kids in this country start dropping bodies just cause you teased them. The fuck you think's gonna happen when Timmy can't get his damn chicken nuggets and you took his internet out? Hell the gangs in America would no longer make their money off the drugs illegally. They'd be our medics and taking bets on kill shots. Don't even get me started on the unhinged millennials the moment they can't get their mood stabilizers. War crimes would become an art form and we'd run around like we playing Pokemon. GOTTA CATCH 'EM ALL! Americans would turn war crimes into an extreme sport while the military stands back and records it just so they can show the rest of the world the example of why not to fuck with us. Shit Geneva Convention would turn into a to-do list on every American household fridge. We take that shit so seriously we'd have comedy central sending Kevin Hart to tell us rules for engagement. Racism in America would be single-handedly by ended as Billy Bob and Tyrone high five because they think they just unlocked the super secret duck hunt level with foreign paratroopers. Shit somebody please threaten us with a good time. Invade the united states. Let us show you why the first color in our flag is red.