Super jokes
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?
"I'm totally dogging it today..."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Yo mama's so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl!
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."