People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."
But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.
Yo mama so stupid, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model...
The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹
Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"
Me: "No, it's an emo."
Everyone: "Oh."
Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (🤔)
Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.
Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!
I think that church is super burning 🥵.
I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"
My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.
Yo mama's so stupid, she frickin' died at the Super Bowl!
There was a man in a tower, and the other man thought it was a girl, so he said, "Let down your long hair." He said, "OK, I will let my big, super long, hairy penis down for you to climb and suck." Then the other man said, "If you have such a long dick, suck it yourself. See ya, b*tch."
My wife told me to pass her some chapstick, but then I realized she hasn’t talked to me in a month, then remembering I gave her super glue.........ehh I’m done with her big ass mouth.
