Super jokes

What is the difference between Superman and an emo kid? Superman can actually land.

I like touching things that have been in space. I was super excited when I got to meet an astronaut.

Yo mama so fat... she brought a spoon... to the SUPER BOOOOOOWL! YEAHHHHHHH!!!!!

People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant supervision."

What do you say to your pet when you're super tired, slow, and worn out?

"I'm totally dogging it today..."

But your mom's the best, the super M.I.L.F.

The Eagles when they actually thought they were gonna win the Super Bowl. 😹

Your mum is so fat and so dumb that she took a spoon to the Super Bowl.

What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?

The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.

Your mama is so fat, when her husband said, "Let's go to the Super Bowl," she bought a spoon.

Everyone: "Look, it's Superman!"

Me: "No, it's an emo."

Everyone: "Oh."

Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.

I think that church is super burning 🥵.

Why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag? Because he was too fast!

Which one's super super corny?

1. What's blue and not heavy? (🤔) Light blue.

2. What's blue and super hard to see?

Dark blue. (🤔)

Why are supercars so super? Because it is superfast, lol.

Yo mama so stupid, she went to the Super Bowl with a spoon!

My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.

Usain Boat.

I went to the super market one day and I saw a Caesar salad for 69 dollars. Next minute someone comes up to me and says, "Caesar deez nutz!"

My sister just sits on the toilet with her iPad, then I go to do something at the sink and she says, "Bella, give me toilet paper!" Then I am annoyed, like super annoyed.