Super jokes
Which one's super super corny?
1. What's blue and not heavy? (馃) Light blue.
2. What's blue and super hard to see?
Dark blue. (馃)
Your mom is so fat, she brought a spoon to the Super Bowl.
Hello Honey Bunches, it's me, Your Narrator. I was told by my buddy youthpartorryan he's in the middle of a war... I may be super wholesome but war against my buddy? Ho ho ho, no! A STORM IS COMING. #BestFriends
The Sch枚nes restaurant has a great atmosphere. Order a counter and pay Tari, or Eich super made sure food and drinks stayed upright.
The historic gastronomy of the Hochspreizener, however, is even better. The lasagna is delicious and the rest will be waiting for you for days. Microwave effect. War is great.
This company is not cheap and the methods are excellent.
My boat is super fast, so I named it Usain.
Usain Boat.
What does Batman have that Superman doesn't?
The ability to visit his biological parents' grave.
When I was 11, my mom came home from the bar super drunk that night, and I just wanted to know if they knew where the cat was because I heard a noise. We had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
I don't understand why the Twin Towers were super upset.
Their pizza just got there a lot faster by plane.
Why did the clock eat so fast?
He wanted to go in for SECONDS! Super bad, huh?
I noticed my friend's hairline yesterday. I could tell it was a Supercuts hair salon haircut, so how I could tell was 'cuz it was super alright, super lame.
I fell into a water bed with super soil. Next thing I'm in a flower bed.
I was in a wheelchair for a few weeks last month.
I went through a super traumatic experience, and I *wheely* hope I made a good *roll* model!
I think that church is super burning 馃サ.
Roses are red, I am Groot, Honey, where's my super suit?
Your forehead is so big, you look like Megamind but with no superpower, just a big forehead!
I went to a museum and saw clocks. The owner told me these were lying clocks.
"This is God's clock. It never moved because he never lied."
"This is your clock. It moved 3 times because you lied 3 times."
I asked where is President Trump's clock. He said it was at the equator, spinning super fast for those who were on fire. I laughed so hard because it was so true!
I make weed disappear, what's your superpower?
My boss doctor said that we are getting a surgeon coming in tomorrow. I'm super excited to work with him. The next day, we had to do our first-ever open heart surgery, so me and the surgeon spent many hours on this patient. We finished the surgery and went outside for a smoke, and we were talking. I said, "Why did you keep the patient's blood on your glove?"
He replied, "We in my free time I test it for anything diseases, HIV." The next day, I got invited to his house, and we had some drinks. I said, "This is amazing red tea. What is in it?" Just the 2000 people you have cut open.
Jo Mama is so dumb, she tried to eat the Super Bowl.
Chuck: That's my sister, mister, and I'm gonna save her!
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!