What is your car 🚙 you can not drive ? A super flying car 🚘
My Daughter is Super Smart! She pours her own drinks on the floor
Chuck: That's my sister, mister and I'm gonna save her
Red: snooore, snoooore
Silver: *straining to get outta buff eagle's grip*
Chuck: *goes super sonic speed and breaks outfit*
Chuck VS RED
Both LOSE!
Colder than the conversation between a fat guy and a Super Model....
People at school thought I had special powers. It was something called "Constant super-vision".
What do you say to your pet when your super tired, slow, and worn out?
I'm totally dogging it today...
what do you call a animal flouting
super bird
Whenever someone calls me ugly, I get super sad and hug them, because I know how tough life is for the visually impaired.
When i was 11 My mom came home from the bar super drunk that night and I just wanted to know if they knew where was the cat because I heard a noise.................we had a loooooooong talk the next morning.
What is the difference between super man and an emo kid... superman can actually land
i like touching things that have been in space. i was super excited when i got to meet an astronaut
But your moms the best, the super M.I.L.F.
I think that church is super burning 🥵
Why are supercars so super becasue it is superfast lol
what dose bat man have that super man doesn't...
The ability to visit his biological parents grave.
why is the cheetah super good at hide and seek tag because he was to fast